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04 January 2014 @ 07:33 am
Filling in the Blanks [One-Shot]  

Title: Filling in the Blanks [One-Shot]

Pairing(s): SeoSic

Rating/Genre: PG-13+ language, AU Party Fluff

Disclaimer: I don't own Soshi. I don't own anyone, in fact. All Fiction.

Chap. Summary: Seohyun wakes up to an unplanned New Year’s surprise.

Author's Notes: I apologize for taking so long to post this. Started with the same pairing, but as a completely different story that I scrapped on New Year’s. Not to mention the dating news that punched me in my squishy feels. Hope it’s coherent; it’s 7am and I forgot the meaning of sleep. Happy New Year! <3


That party was wild. Wild, wild, wild. Word of the night.

“Omigod, let’s do something wild!”

“Wild times ahead!”

“Seohyun--fix your hair like this. It’ll be totally wild!”

“Wear this! It’ll be so wild, right?!”


Tiffany had the worst ideas. And vocabulary.

New Year’s Eve had been wild all right. So damn wild that she passed out from an unholy mix of whiskey, rum, soju, and Red Bull. When she came to, she sluggishly swiped her phone for the time--

8:02am. She wildly fell asleep in this strange place.

Seohyun stepped over haggard bodies scattered across the kitchen floor. Her cheek, which was planted onto the linoleum for hours, retained a bumpy, decorative imprint. She rubbed at it with the back of her hand, imagining herself as the classiest broad in town. Tight red dress, fishnets, and a devil horn headband. Theme? Sexy sinners.

God, Tiffany and her ideas.

The spacious house appeared so different with light cascading through the blinds. Half-dead party zombies stirred at the slivers of sun, groaning from hangovers and whatever questionable substances they’d been consuming. Too early. Nobody had time for sunshine.

Including Seohyun. She paced around the littered kitchen island about eight or eighteen times before she remembered why she peeled herself off the floor in the first place.

Wahhhh-ter.

Seohyun didn’t get hangovers. She simply stayed drunk until the effects faded away. Hence, her final orbit around the island after uttering her thirst.

The fridge found her hand eventually. With every ounce of strength, she yanked the door open to peruse its contents.

Beer. Beer. Beer. Wine coolers. Water!

Pure, unscathed H2O.

She unscrewed the top and threw her head back, guzzling the liquid down her parched throat.

Only…

Arrrghhhhbwaaaahhhh FUCK DAMNIT!!”

It wasn’t water. Some wise guy filled a perfectly sound Perrier bottle with tequila. Scorchingly bitter solution dribbled down her chin and neck. Seohyun gagged, tripping and coughing in pure disgust.

A frat guy at her feet let his presence be known with an acute grunt. She pushed his drooling face from her standing space, suddenly realizing that she had on a single heel.

Shit, those weren’t even hers.

“Ughhhh, damn t-teh…” She swung her arm, realizing that it felt mighty light.

“Noooo! Where the hell is my purse?”

She recovered her iPhone from its home in her bra and punched a vulgar text message to her friend. Half curse words. Half pruse purse purée, Fany Fany purse!!1!

No more wild nights. Abstinence from now on.

Do convents take agnostics?

“Seohyunnie?”

The nickname stopped Seohyun in her drowsy tracks.

“Seohyunnie. Why are you up? I’m chilly.”

“Huh-whuh?” Seohyun twisted her upper body in unnatural ways, keeping her feet sown in place. Frat guy sleepily stroked her leg. She kicked him away.

Her gaze honed in on a woman sitting on her knees, gently resting her head on the wall. Sorta familiar, but that didn’t explain why she knew her by such a friendly term.

“You left me.”

As her legs led her forward, the chick’s smile grew. A very toothy, unbridled grin.

“Seohyunnie. Were you going to sneak off? Tsk tsk, hon.”

Seohyun bent down to her level, hand smoothing onto the wall for leverage. “I beg your pardon?”

She snatched the not-water from her loose grip. “Stop hogging it!”

“Wait, don’t--”

The woman gulped a mouthful, unfazed. “Ahh. Thanks, Seohyunnie.”

“Oh..You're welcome.”

“Why so proper, babe?”

“I...don’t….”

Smirking, she reached up to cup the back of Seohyun’s neck. In one fluid motion, she brought her in for a sloppy, alcohol-flavored kiss. Her tongue slid in seamlessly. It lapped the curve of her throat before tangling into an unsuspecting tongue. Paralyzed, Seohyun waited out the next twenty seconds of a particularly wet--yet pleasant--liplock.

“Mm.” The woman released herself from the kiss, sliding her thumb and pointer around her shiny pink lips.

Cold air from a cracked window blew onto Seohyun’s moist face. She shuddered. This lady knew her name, attempted to suck the skin from her face, and commenced to eye her possessively.

What the hell happened last night?

“Sooyeon, remember?”

Err.

“You called me Jessica all night. I liked it. You said I was your little American Poptart.”

That did ring a bell. “Sooyeon?”

“No, no! Keep calling me Jessica. The fantasy’s a turn on.”

Jessica, where’s…”

“Mmm. I can’t help kissing you, Seohyunnie.” Jessica leaned forward to press their mouths together once more.

Seohyun didn’t know if the alcohol ruled her body, but all this doting raised her temperature significantly. Cheeks ablaze, she unfastened their lips to give her a thorough inspection.

Foxy, piercing eyes. Long, brown hair fell in thick pools upon her shoulders. She smelled exotic, like strawberries, hairspray, and sweat. On any sober day, the thought of even breathing the same air as this hot slice of human would send her into panic attack. Her heart hiccuped. Thinking about panic attacks started to give her a panic attack.

Jessica tutted, dragging her knuckles over wetness at the corners of Seohyun’s lips. “No more pick up lines? Or those sexy eyes you gave me?”

“Nuh?”

“That’s okay. I still like you.”

“Whuh...” She cleared her throat and tried again. “Where’s Tiffany?”

“Your cute friend dressed as a seductive priest?”

That costume made so much more sense when they were drinking. “That one.”

“Last I saw of her was at the beach.”

“Beach?”

“Our DD treated us to a ride. We spent a couple hours walking the shore.”

That’d explain the sand in her hair.

She giggled, looking down. “You held my hand the entire time.”

Seohyun’s stomach turned. Long walks on the beach, holding this mysterious hot girl’s hand...wait a goddamned second. “Did we kiss?”

“Fuck,” she sighed, cheeks coloring. “Did we ever. At the party, in the car to and from the beach, here in the kitchen…And your hands. So naughty and touchy.”

Seohyun slumped onto the same wall. Her head hit with a firm thud. “T-Tiffany didn’t…”

Tiffany didn’t know about her love of the ladies. She constantly failed to find the right time to bring up the topic.

What a way to come out.

“Did Tiffany seem confused at all?”

“Of course not. Our wedding was her idea.”

If Seohyun could die from shock, she would. “Th-the what?!”

“Our shotgun wedding.” Jessica covered her mouth as she snickered. A few bodies stirred at the echoing noise. “God, what’d they put in your drink?”

Gay truth serum, apparently. “This is...such a…”

“Check your hand, Seohyunnie.”

Her pupils shot down to her balled fist. There, on its ring finger, was a diamond ring drawn in Sharpie. Jessica placed her hand on the fist, revealing a matching adornment.

“We had a blast. Even got a ridiculous marriage license.”

Jessica dug into her purse, retrieving a neatly folded sheet of cardstock. Seohyun’s eyebrows wriggled along with her lips as she read the fake document aloud.

‘I, Im Motherfucking Yoona, queen of this house and the very universe, have the honor to join this lesbitch with this other lesbitch in holy mat...matree-moany.’

“Yoona’s hilar.”

“Bitch should learn how to spell matrimony.” She went on, squinting through the fog of her lingering intoxication. “‘Seo Juhyun, princess of books, bitches, and twerking--the fuck?--and Jung Sooyeon aka Poptart Jessica, goddess of Korea, guitar, and all things Beyoncé.’...you play guitar?”

“I do.”

“That’s cool.”

“Thank you, Seohyunnie.”

‘I unite these lesbitches for love and justice and in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!’

Was this Yoona chick on drugs?

“On the bottom.” Jessica rested her head on Seohyun’s shoulder as she pointed at the crayon-worthy signatures. “Tiffany signed it as a witness.”

“This is such an elaborate joke.”

Jessica snorted, refolding the paper. “The best kinds are.”

Seohyun noted how delicately she handled the sheet, pinched fingertips running along the creases.

“Are you sure Tiffany wasn’t upset? I should have told her sooner.”

“You should give her more credit.”

“I guess.”

“Do you regret it?”

Seohyun scoffed. “Can’t regret what I don’t remember.”

“Fair enough.”

A beat passed before Seohyun asked something naggling at the forefront of her thoughts. “We didn’t...do anything…”

“Beyond groping and making out? Almost. You looked way too gone, so I put us to bed.”

Seohyun’s eyes creased in amusement. “On the kitchen floor?”

“You slept like a baby.” Jessica pooched her lips teasingly.

“A drunk, roofied baby.”

“You weren’t roofied.”

A sharp vibration buzzed against Seohyun’s chest. She snatched the phone from her bra to view the response from Tiffany:

+Mrning, newlywed lesbitch~~ OMMG woke up n Yoonaz bed. Tell u stry later. WILD! ps: i hav ur purse. pss: luv u timez a million.

Seohyun hummed, nodding. “I wish I had the nerve to come out and do crazy things while sober.”

“Make a resolution.”

“Oh, please. Nobody abides by that crap.”

Jessica’s immediate silence made Seohyun backpedal in a burst of anxiety. “Oh, shit. I’m sorry. That was rude.”

“Don’t worry.” Jessica sat upright, rubbing at her temple. “You should go. Yoona’s bedroom is upstairs. Second room to your left.”

“Will you be okay?”

“Mmhmm.”

The struggle to stand reminded Seohyun of her missing shoe. She cursed to herself, feeling the weight of last night’s drinks make gravity extra effective. Plopping back onto the kitchen floor with Jessica-Sooyeon-Wife lady teased her mind. “See you later?”

“You really don’t remember me, huh?”

Seohyun knocked the open tequila bottle over with her single step. Jessica didn’t react to the mess, staring dead into her eyes. “I can’t remember much of anything, Jessica. Sorry.”

“Not last night. Before. You’ve met me before.”

“I...did?”

“Through Tiffany. We’ve crossed paths a couple times.”

“I would’ve remembered you.”

Jessica shook her head, sighing. “We have more in common than you think. Normally, I’m the reserved, quiet type. Seohyunnie, you come off so busy and together. I never got the chance to know you until you approached me last night.”

Seohyun couldn’t find the right words. “You? M-me?”

“I took advantage of the situation. You were drunk. I was drunk...you kissed me and I couldn’t hold back. I'm sorry.”

Nothing processed at the pace she needed. Coming out, meeting Jessica, getting faux-married by a conceited Im Yoona. All a blur. An awesome blur that refused to come alive in her memories. “Don’t be sorry. You gave me the night of my life. Wish I could remember it.”

“Can I tell you a secret?”

“Shoot.”

“Resolutions can be achieved. I promised myself that I’d loosen up and find a girlfriend.” Her lovely fingers restlessly twiddled together. “Didn’t get a girlfriend, but a wife for a night was a nice substitute. Thanks.”

“That’s what we lesbitches are for.”

That earned a laugh. Jessica hugged her knees, paying no mind to her skirt riding up. Seohyun blushed and glanced at her feet. She toed out the useless red heel.

“I don’t mean to keep you here. Just thought I’d come clean.”

A new year. Already starting off with a layer of mystery.

Either she could run upstairs and listen to Tiffany rehash her wildly gay antics leading up to midnight. Or, she could sit her drunk ass down and build new memories.

Easy choice.

“So,” she started, crouching to be eye-level with a surprised Jessica. “what are your plans for today?”

“Probably another nap. It’s still early.”

“A kitchen floor nap? My favorite.”

“Join me?”

Seohyun settled her back against the wall, stretching her legs out. She caught a glimpse at Jessica drinking in the view. This gave her enough confidence to hook an arm around the girl’s small frame and hold her close.

“Happy New Year, Jessica,” she murmured into her cool cheek.

“Likewise, Seohyunnie.”

A slight nudge guided them into a steady kiss. Slow enough to savor those pink lips and that exotic scent. Every touch of soft pressure declared an unspoken resolution.

And this time, she’d remember everything.
 
 
Current Mood: thoughtfulthoughtful
Current Music: ShiNee- Colorful
 
 
 
yuukistar22yuukistar22 on January 4th, 2014 01:26 pm (UTC)
ASDFGHJKL SPAWT
checkinyourbra: yoona01checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 08:43 pm (UTC)
Hehehe check you out topping...my comment section, that is ;D
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sle3piesle3pie on January 4th, 2014 01:47 pm (UTC)
Yay.. Your first update of the year, hopefully first of many..
Happy new year gf, hope you had a blast and didn't wake up on the floor.
I think you set a record for number of times wild is used in a story.. But your characters were quite interesting, Yoona and Tiffany in particular.. Yeah, news about Yoona and Sooyoung, was unexpected, but not surprising.. Although I'd be devastated if it was Taeyeon or Jessica.. Unless it was Taengsic.. A girl can dream right, although honestly I'm just glad they're interacting with each other again.
Looking forward to more updates from you, and thanks for sharing.
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 09:01 pm (UTC)
Yesss my first update! Drunk!Soshi FTW!

My New Year's celebration was a blast, not THIS blast-y, nor as wild haha

Mmmhmm. In light of the SooNa news, I got mad distracted fic-wise. I had to collect my thoughts. Then, a day or so later, I could get back to writing my gay Soshi per usual. Awwwwwww, bb. Who knows what dispatch knows? Outing my dear Yoona has made me ready for anything. Taengsic would be miraculous very nice. xD W00hoo to Soshi bond!

More will come! Thanks for dropping by!! ♥
I la- la- la- love youregreted on January 4th, 2014 04:15 pm (UTC)
So damn wild that she passed out from an unholy mix of whiskey, rum, soju, and Red Bull. -- this makes me feel sick... i believe in mixing my drinks but this... even i'm afraid of this.

ohhhhhh i kind of want to holler in jealousy because this sounds like a FANDAMNTASTICLY WILD way to start a new year, perhaps minus the tequila-water.

yoooo but so cute~~~~~~~~~ i mean queen im's antics via that note were hilarious. gosh this is fun.

i've missed you and all that you do. kay? bye, see you again. okay?
you can't ever leave me.

Edited at 2014-01-04 04:29 pm (UTC)
checkinyourbra: yoona02checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 08:57 pm (UTC)
That combination sounds GROSS. I wouldn't try it...okay maybe I will but only once!! haha

I'm jealous of Seohyun..and Jessica...and Yoona AND Tiffany's characters, tbh. Sounds like their wild night was worth it. Oh gahhh that tequila water thing sucks. D;

Queen Im's the best. ♥

Missed you, too!!! I'll try not to leave you, hon. I'll keep writing, okays? *nods*
whyyyyyyyparachuterawr on January 4th, 2014 04:52 pm (UTC)
Yoona's hilar speech and Seohyun calling Jeshika her American poptart.

Probably one of my fav stories from you.

Happy New Year bb! <3
checkinyourbra: jessica03checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 08:55 pm (UTC)
Yoona's cray character was the easiest part to write...that reveals a lot about myself. >_>

I want to be Seohyun's American Poptart, too. D:

Fav status!? *pumps fist* yassss

Happy New Year to you, too, bb!! Hope you'll have more fic for me to read, too. ^^
astrantiapetalsastrantiapetals on January 4th, 2014 10:55 pm (UTC)
OMGGGGG! YEEEESSSS! Thanks, Checky! This was wonderful, I loved it (loved yoona's weird twerking lesbitch speech lol). It was very cute in a not-so-cutesy way, if that makes sense. Like cuteness without the implication of innocence. idk LOL. Anyway, thanks for writing this, I enjoyed it a lot =))
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 08:53 pm (UTC)
I thought you'd dig this, Petals. :3

cuteness without the implication of innocence--You've no idea how much this makes me giddy with glee. Fluff is fun, but I also like things to be a little dirty at times.

If you loved it, I consider this oneshot a success. ♥♥

Edited at 2014-01-05 08:53 pm (UTC)
anhthud2 on January 5th, 2014 12:04 am (UTC)
favorite story alert!!! omg all kinds of love for this beautiful masterpiece. pretty sure that is tiffany's exact vocabulary irl. queen im...soooo good!!!!! seosic being all cute and kissy. my heart!!!! ugh you write the best lesbitch characters of life.

all of my sympathy for seobb!!!! the first time i lost (won?) king's cup, i had to drink a god awful concoction of bud light, 1800, jager and red bull. ultimate death. and i have totally swigged vodka the morning after because some dick had poured it into a water bottle. hahahahahah thank you for the trip down memory lane. such good/bad times from college. i'm hoping you drew from personal experiences for this story lol

i've been trying for forever days to write a decent comment for WGTG but it just ends up being stupid spazzing lol (look how many exclamation marks i used in this comment alone, sigh)

oh the darned dating news. such a mixed bag of emotions eh? but that taeyeon youtube channel?? i fucking adore her to bits.

happy yul year!!!!!
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 09:07 pm (UTC)
Favorite reader alert! hehehe

My drunken Soshi story was a masterpiece? I'll take it! haha. Ngl, I could imagine Fany talking like this, too. Yayyy @ cray Yoona and SeoSic kissy kissy timesss~~

D: that combination sounds terrible. You must be hardcore to survive!! You have no idea how much I'm smiling at you relating to the story so much. Ugh, the tequila thing is from personal experience. =.= So nasty.

Heheh bb you're so cute. Well, random comments on WGTG bring my heart joy (and remind me to get that pdf done), so if you ever feel like popping in and giving a little spazz action, I ain't mad atcha. ;D (exclamation marks are WONDERFUL!!!!!!)

dating news? sigh. taeyeon youtube? LOVE THAT BISH.

Hope Yoo have brill 2014~~
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checkinyourbra: jessica03checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 08:48 pm (UTC)
Breathe, bb!!! xDDD

That makes me very happy, actually. Seohyun deserves her fair share of ahem--more scandalous--characterization. There's still some class Seolady in there, though. I think? :D

The guitar part was inspired by you. Be happy.

Thankssss~ SeoSic was ultra fun! ♥
jdthehost909 on January 5th, 2014 09:38 am (UTC)
absolutely hilarious, i loved it

gotta say, waking up to find out that you're married should suck, but waking up to find out that you're married to jessica jung sounds pretty darn amazing

thanks for writing~
checkinyourbra: jessica02checkinyourbra on January 5th, 2014 08:45 pm (UTC)
Hahaha yaaaayyy you enjoyed it!

Omg yeah I couldn't imagine waking up with a ratchet wedding arrangement to some random person. Jessica, tho? Yes, please.

Thanks for commenting, bb. I really appreciate it. ^^
Yoon Hyunmsgrimreaper16 on January 6th, 2014 01:56 am (UTC)
You're amazing. I love SeoSic. I love you. I would draw the biggest carat diamond ring on your finger if I could.
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 8th, 2014 02:58 pm (UTC)
No, YOU'RE amazing for stopping by! *waves* :3

SeoSic's soooo wonderful, right? Glad to contribute more of them into the fandom. :P

Omg are you drunk faux-proposing me? :") I love it. Thank youuuuu~~
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werewolfic on January 6th, 2014 02:57 am (UTC)
Lol, Yoona officiating the marriage is just amazing; I wish I had your gift for humor. And is it weird that while Seohyun was having a moment with Jessica all I could think of was the fact that there were a bunch of hungover and passed out bodies nearby? I suppose it's beautiful and heartwarming in it's own chaotic way.

Oh, that and the potential Yoonfany (I swear these shipping goggles are glued to my face permanently) that you may or may not have crept in there.
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 8th, 2014 03:02 pm (UTC)
You're the awesome YoonSun writer. :O Thanks for coming by, bb!!

Yoona didn't even make an appearance, but her crazy marriage contract speaks for itself, huh? Hahhahaha it's not weird to think about all the hungover zombies scattered about. Completely reasonable. Chaotic/heartwarming should be used in the same sentence more often, tbh.

YOUR SHIPPER GLASSES DON'T DECEIVE YOU. *high fives* I was wondering if anybody caught on ;DDD

Thanksssssssss, bb ^^
razor_funkyduderazor_funkydude on January 6th, 2014 11:38 am (UTC)
Very nice! You didn't earn a girlfriend but a wife... :)

Totally love their marriage contract. ^_^
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 8th, 2014 02:58 pm (UTC)
Overnight Wife > Girlfriend...at least in this case haha

Another fan of the Im Yoona marriage form! So pleased to entertain, bb. ^^

Thank you :DDD
jorgenzenjorgenzen on January 8th, 2014 05:58 pm (UTC)
grrrrhhhrhrhrhbeback
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 11th, 2014 09:33 am (UTC)
rrrrawwwwguhguhguhokeydokes
S for SE..... Seohyun. :p - jorgenzen on January 11th, 2014 04:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: S for SE..... Seohyun. :p - checkinyourbra on January 13th, 2014 02:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
dashelots: hyodashelots on January 10th, 2014 09:26 am (UTC)
it seems like i'm finally sober enough to sit down and reeeead this and omfg why did i wait so long D:

i love how we go in knowing nothing and we find out things at exactly the same time that seohyun does, it's great. :)

sexy sinners, ofc tiffany would rock the shit out of that theme omg. and this, 'Seohyun didn't get hangovers.' THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR DOESN'T IT HMMMMMM,

i honestly don't know what i was expecting but when jessica downed a sip of tequila like it was water then pulled seohyun into a drunk ass kiss the next second i was like, omg what HAPPENED last night seohyun, wow.

this was hilarious, then it was adorable and idk how seobb ever forgot jessica but now she wouldn't and ~it's so lovely~ :3

(also yoona's in like four lines of this and still managed to be my favourite - it's possible i'm biased but with Im motherfucking Yoona queen of the house and my life how could i not be, eh.)

so yeah, thaaaaaaannk you, with your monthly one shots i am expecting one in around three weeks pls and thank u

byeeeee! :333
checkinyourbra: yoona01checkinyourbra on January 11th, 2014 09:41 am (UTC)
LOL you're sober enough to read my story about being drunk. Yaaassss. :3

Omg, now that I think about it--you had no idea this fic was coming. :OO (tbh, neither did I until around New Year's and I saw Soshipops fill to the brim with newness!) Yay to discovering along with Seolady!!

Hehe Fany with her tryhard themes. :P YES, IT DOES SOUND FAMILIAR, DOESN'T IT?

drunk ass kiss had be rollin'. Oh, you. :') Yes, that'd be a (welcome) surprise for us all. Yoona pretty much stole the show with her marriage officiating. Why can't certificates read like hers on a regular basis?

Thanksssss for reading it, bb. I'll try to keep it at least one a month. ^^

Until our next chat~
dyestaindyestain on January 10th, 2014 12:26 pm (UTC)
This whole story is such a wonderful blend of humour, cuteness and alcohol. Especially loving Tiffany dressed as a "seductive priest" (who even does that omg) and the marriage certificate!
Can't wait till your next piece \(^▽^)/

(Late comment as per usual haha but I have an actual excuse this time :P)
checkinyourbra: seohyun04checkinyourbra on January 11th, 2014 09:34 am (UTC)
Humor, cuteness, and alcohol belong together, honestly. :P

Hahahah I've never seen anyone in a "seductive priest" outfit irl, but I'm sure our Tiffany could pull it off. xDDD

So happy you liked it, bb!!! :DDD

(I trust this excuse is hilarious. :3)
(Anonymous) on January 12th, 2014 06:54 pm (UTC)
again with your 5ever quotable fics. You had me laffing like crazy at 1.30 am! hahahhahahhaah

"Gay truth serum,""...matree-moany.'', "American poptart"

“Seo Juhyun, princess of books, bitches, and twerking--the fuck?--and Jung Sooyeon aka Poptart Jessica, goddess of Korea, guitar, and all things Beyoncé.’...you play guitar?” and plus that sailormoon reference. XDDDDD

Currently typing with half-lidded eyes, it's a miracle that I can still engrish right now haha, awes work as usual bb, lovin it! :)

p.s lemme know if le back rub offer is still available ;)
checkinyourbra: jessica02checkinyourbra on January 13th, 2014 02:55 am (UTC)
My bb T-rex!!! :3333

I certainly hope you 5ever quote my stuff in real life situations, young lady. :P

SAILOR MOON FTW!!!

Awwwwwwwwww I got a sleep dinosaur message? Thanks, bb. I'm very pleased.

Ttyl....withmybackrubhurrhurrhurr