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29 June 2013 @ 01:28 am
Who Gets the Girl? [12]  

Title: Who Gets the Girl? [Chapter 12]

Players: Hyoyeon, Seohyun, Yuri, Yoona, Sooyoung, mention of others

Pairing(s): Yoonyul, Seori, Hyohyun?

Rating: pg-13, some language

Genre: AU, Rom-Com Drama-Llama.

Warning(s): Nothing for this chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Soshi. I don't own anyone, in fact. All Fiction.

Chap. Summary: Hyoyeon’s a little too heavy-handed for double dates.

Author's Notes: This chapter felt a little short, yes? Finally, more of the girls are inhabiting the same space! OT: SO THE #YOONYUL PIC AND TAENY IG VIDEO IN THE PLANE. Still flailing.


12- Hyoyeon

A few days later, Hyoyeon found herself at Yuri and Yoona’s quaint little home, rapping at the familiar front door. As she waited for it to open, she smoothed the front of her navy blue dress. I can’t believe I’m going through with this blind date. Yet, who can turn down a cute college student?

...

When Yoona called her the day before, she couldn’t help but be skeptical. Yoona’s voice lacked its usual hint of condescension. Instead, this friendly version of her enemy cheerfully invited her to dinner at their place on Thursday.

“What’s the catch?”

Yoona laughed. Something she barely heard. “No catch!”

Hyoyeon didn’t reply until Yoona--still laughing--continued.

“Okay, there is a catch.”

“Not a shocker. What do you want?”

“You know about Yuri’s study partner from school, right?”

Study partner? Since when? Well, I’m not gonna give her the pleasure of knowing that I have no idea what she’s talking about. “Yeah, duh.”

“Have you met her yet?”

Damnit, where is this going? “Er--maybe. Why?”

“I thought we’d introduce you two. Yuri speaks so highly of her and I get the impression that she’s a lesbian.”

“How?”

“Oh, from poking around her Facebook. Not one mention of men anywhere.”

“That means nothing.”

“Trust me. I have great gaydar. Anyways, are you up for a little blind date?”

“You know I don’t do relationships.”

“That’s fine. She’s a few years younger than us. Apparently, this girl lives with her parents and spends most of her time in the books. I think you two could have a lot of fun together.”

Yoona’s trying to...help me score? “Is she hot?”

“Absolutely gorgeous.”

Hmm. I can’t pass up a chance to bang a gorgeous chick. It’ll take my mind off these recurring daydreams of Sunny feeding me grapes in the nude. “I’ll think about it.”

“Great! Well, this is my number. Text me by tonight if you’re interested.”

Still bossy, yet tolerable. “Sure.”

“Oh, and wear heels. She’s a tall one!”

...

Hyoyeon clicked her bright yellow heels against the floor as Yuri let her in. She reflexively fell back onto their comfiest chair and checked her face in a shiny bowl on a side table. In her peripheral, a looming presence cast a dark shadow in her direction. The blonde peered up at Yuri unhappily sipping on a beer.

“Hey, Tiger. Pre-gaming for tonight?”

“Tonight?” Yuri echoed flatly, seating herself on the nearby sofa.

“Yeah. Some new indie group performing. Thought we could drop by after dinner.”

Yuri shrugged and took a long gulp.

“The hell’s wrong with you?”

Another shrug. “Nothing.”

“Woman, you’re lying.”

“I’m not. Everything’s peachy. Couldn’t be better.”

Hyoyeon opened her mouth to protest when two women emerged from the kitchen. One, of course, was Yoona. Next to her stood a slender, demure young lady that had Hyoyeon to her feet at once.

“Hi. I’m Seohyun.” The girl greeted softly, bowing a little as Yoona pushed her forward.

Hyoyeon stepped closer. “Hello. The name’s Hyoyeon.”

A heavy silence filled the room until Yoona clapped her hands together. “Hope we didn’t keep you waiting long. She was helping with dinner.”

“Oh, you cook?” Hyoyeon questioned, trying to stay on her best behavior, though her eyes kept traveling down the girl’s form-fitting dress.

“Yes I do. I prepare meals with my mother all the time.”

Cha-ching. Post-sex breakfast is my favorite. “Awesome.”

Yoona ushered them to their places in the living room, where the table was prettily set, wine already poured into glasses. This gave Hyoyeon a moment to tear her eyes from Seohyun’s legs and notice how miserable Yuri appeared. Leave it to Yoona to be so busy having a dinner party that she doesn’t notice her tipsy wife.

“What’s up?” Hyoyeon hissed to her as Yoona flitted off to the kitchen to grab the first course.

“Can you not look at her like that?”

“Who? Like what?”

“Seohyun. That...pervy fucking look. She’s not some random girl for you to grope.”

Hyoyeon recoiled in shock at the statement. She sat across from her grumpy friend and next to Seohyun who carefully placed a cloth napkin on her lap.

“Seohyun,” Hyoyeon started, mimicking her actions to look proper, “What do you do when you’re not in school?”

“Um...I go on the internet. Read. Hang out with my best friends. Spend time with my parents. Oh, and study...with Yuri.” She gave a little smile across the table.

Hyoyeon darted her eyes over to notice Yuri actually grinning back. “Oh, so you’re nice to the new guest, but not your best friend?”

“She’s not annoying me.”

“I just got here. How can I annoy you already?”

“Yuri, babe. Go grab the rest from the counter,” Yoona ordered once she returned to place the dish onto the table. “And use oven mitts. It’s still hot.”

“Yes, dear.” Yuri grunted as she lifted herself from the chair.

“I would have helped instead. I am a guest,” Seohyun stated, readying herself to get up.

“Don’t worry about it. She wasn’t doing anything,” Yoona chirped as she spooned out the food.

“I believe she was having a conversation.”

Hm? Was there some venom in her voice? The blonde girl finally saw the icy gaze Seohyun held as Yoona looked down at the plates.

Once Yuri returned, the rest of the evening proceeded at a very awkward pace. Yoona, clearly unaware of Seohyun’s glares, lead most of the conversation. Hyoyeon couldn’t help but notice how Seohyun tensed whenever Yoona lovingly caressed Yuri’s arm or tucked some of the raven hair behind her ear affectionately.

After a while, Yuri cheered up and animatedly spoke about the professor that hated her. Seohyun laughed at every other word uttered from Yuri’s mouth, but stayed dead silent when Yoona went into funny anecdotes of work shenanigans. For the first time ever, Hyoyeon felt compelled to laugh at Yoona’s jokes. It’s interesting how someone you hate suddenly becomes amusing once you find another person who hates them more.

For the umpteenth time that evening, Hyoyeon observed Seohyun’s face turning to stone whenever Yuri and Yoona exchanged any tiny intimate glance. That’s when it dawned on her. Of course. Seohyun’s developed a crush on Yuri. It makes sense. Yuri’s more mature--well, age-wise. She’s good-looking and funny. What impressionable student wouldn’t fall for that kind of charm? Meaning...

Hyoyeon threw Seohyun a sly smile as the other couple bantered about who cooked what meal. When Seohyun’s eyes met her own, she quietly slid her chair closer. This girl must be so pent up with frustration that she’ll be in my bed in no time. Yes, she’s a sweet thing, but that’s my new purpose to life: Stress relief for beautiful, uptight females.

“So,” Hyoyeon said lowly, trying not to interrupt the others’ conversation, “how often do you go on dates, Seohyun?”

She blushed and looked down at her plate. So shy. “I haven’t been on a date in a couple years. I think I forgot how.”

Hyoyeon sucked her teeth and mimicked a melancholy tone. “That’s a shame.”

“Not really.”

“Are you interested in going out?”

“With you?”

A grin. “In general.”

“Well, I--” Seohyun’s sentence cut short when Hyoyeon’s hand drifted to her knee.

“What was that?” Hyoyeon asked as she lightly drew circles on the goose-prickled skin. I hope those are good goosebumps. She’s not moving away, so that’s promising.

“I, um...” Seohyun straightened her throat as her grip tightened on her chopsticks.

Yuri and Yoona looked up, concerned faces forming.

Yoona spoke first, eyes on the now blushing young lady. “Are you okay, Seohyun?”

“I’m fine.”

Yuri’s eyes, however, were on Hyoyeon. Damnit, she knows all my tricks. She attempted to keep her face neutral, fighting back the urge to laugh out loud. She averted her gaze and lifted her wine glass with her left hand. “I was just asking Seohyun about her dating record.”

“Ahhh. Do tell.” Yoona waggled her eyebrows.

“There’s not much to tell.” Seohyun squirmed in her seat while Hyoyeon’s finger patterns slowly moved up her thigh.

“Baby.”

Yuri’s head snapped out of it’s glaring position to look over at Yoona. “Yes?”

“Come help me with dessert.” She flashed a final cheeky smirk at Hyoyeon before getting up, dragging her pouting girlfriend behind her.

Hyoyeon rested an elbow onto the edge of the table and placed her temple against her palm. “Some alone time.”

Seohyun simply nodded and sipped her water in lieu of the wine available.

“What are you doing after dinner?”

“Going home. I have class in the morning.”

“Don’t you ever take a day off?”

“No.”

“Seohyun,” she splayed her fingers so that her hand rested fully on her smooth leg, “I’m not good at playing coy.”

The taller girl tilted her head. “Clearly.”

“My job’s in club event planning. I’m going to one of my favorites later tonight. If that’s not your speed, you’re more than welcome to come back to my apartment instead.”

“Not interested.”

The hell? “In the club, or...”

“Either one.”

Hyoyeon’s jaw unhinged as she searched Seohyun’s face for an explanation. No, no it can’t be. She’s giving me the same cold stare that Yoona receives! Why the hell is she being so damn picky? Is her vagina made of gold? “For real?”

“Really.” She re-crossed her leg, effectively pushing Hyoyeon’s hand away.

...

By the time Hyoyeon and Yuri arrived at the crowded bar, all the subtleties of the rejection finally registered. Hyoyeon was pissed. Yuri, however found the situation hilarious.

“Just because you mount random girls on the regular doesn’t mean every chick is easily mountable.” She chuckled as Sooyoung placed two shots before Hyoyeon.

“Look at this dress. Look at me. I primped for hours.”

“And still no mounting.”

“Who are you trying to mount?” Sooyoung asked, sliding a beer before Yuri.

“Some overly virginal girl. She’s probably all weird and religious or some shit.” Hyoyeon gulped down the first shot. It was strong, but the burn at the back of her throat matched her mood.

“She’s none of those things.” Yuri turned to face Sooyoung. “My friend from class came over for dinner and met Hyo. And Hyo’s simply baffled because she didn’t instantly jump her bones.”

“Poor baby,” Sooyoung mock-cooed. The taller girls began to laugh.

“Shut up. You’re feeling all confident since said girl obviously wants to jump your bones.”

Sooyoung’s eyes widened. “Ooohhh. Is that right?”

“That’s not true.” Yuri put the beer to her lips.

“You should have seen how she looks at Yuri, Sooyoung. Girl’s crushing hard.”

“And Yoona didn’t claw her eyes out?”

“Per usual, Yoona has an ironclad grip on her woman.” Hyoyeon flicked her hand to imitate a whip. “Whipped as hell.”

Awwwww!” Sooyoung teased as she popped open a beer and directed it to a man’s extended hand.

Awesome lady, that Sooyoung. She never lets work get in the way of chatting it up. At least she let me get half-way in bed by the time she rejected me. “Spot any new hotties lately?”

When she nodded, Hyoyeon jumped for joy. Sooyoung finished mixing a bright blue concoction before continuing. “Two new faces. Really pretty. They showed up with...” She blinked over at Yuri who was too wrapped up in her thoughts to notice the lull. “your friend.”

Ah, Sunny. She has hot friends? I wonder if either of them is that Jessica girl...

“Are they hotter than Sunny?”

Sooyoung eyebrows crinkled. “That’s a rude question. I’m not answering that.”

“I’m not saying that she’s not hot. She’s smokin’. Maybe I want to try my chances on a new one.”

“Well, your chances are standing over there. Near the speakers.”

Hyoyeon swiveled around and narrowed her eyes at the crowd. They finally focused on two ladies talking to Sunny. Sunny’s wearing my favorite silver dress. The mega tight one that leaves little to the imagination. It’s our “easy access” dress. Relax, hormones. She’s a safe bet. What about her friends? She removed her gaze from Sunny’s body to view the two.

The first one had light brown hair pinned to the side in a curly ponytail. Cute, but she looks too reserved. Even in her dress, she comes off uncomfortable and awkward. The other one, however, had Hyoyeon snatch her second shot and knock it back. Sweet curves, a little black dress, and bright red lipstick. And that smile. What could be making her laugh so hard? I must find out.

Hyoyeon gave Sooyoung the “put it on my tab” signal and hopped off her seat. Yuri and Seohyun became a mere afterthought as she made her way through the crowd.

Next Chapter: Taeyeon!
 
 
Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed
Current Music: ShiNee- Replay
 
 
 
I la- la- la- love youregreted on June 29th, 2013 06:21 am (UTC)
so short be back later

muah bye
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on June 29th, 2013 06:35 am (UTC)
kayloveyoubai. ♥
I la- la- la- love youregreted on June 29th, 2013 01:45 pm (UTC)
hold up! wait a minute, YOONA's invading Yuri's privacy, 'researching' Seo via facebook, if we remember seohyun's character at all we'd clearly know that she probably has high privacy settings... and Hyo didn't have her number so we must assume that she just took it from Yuri, this scheming little girl! And obviously by Yuri's demeanor in the 'date' she was roped in by Yoona as well, there was none of this 'WE' that yoona was talking about.

Study partner? Since when? Well, I’m not gonna give her the pleasure of knowing that I have no idea what she’s talking about. “Yeah, duh.” ----------- I liked this line so much. It's so telling of their relationship.

Hyo is such a little hornball, she's deflecting her emotional crisis by trying to score, she still hasn't won me over yet. I think she's always been a hornball but in this chapter she seems overly desperate, like she needs the hookup.

Is her vagina made of gold? ---------- Another winning line. My Seolady's vag is made of made of the most precious things in the world, Hyo, the most precious.

Seohyun, what a determined little thing! She's clearly willing to fight Yoona for Yuri, she's a bit too classy to actually just like rip her to shreds right then and there (also she knows that wouldn't help her get her girl) but she even went to the enemy's nest to get in this game. oohhh. i wanna see how fart seo's gonna go to get her sex with yuri!

“Per usual, Yoona has an ironclad grip on her woman.” Hyoyeon flicked her hand to imitate a whip. “Whipped as hell.” -------- This i suspect is the reason Yuri's willing to play with Seo. I think Yuri thinks she's whipped, she thinks settling for her first girlfriend isn't smart, she thinks she hasn't experienced the world they way bestie Hyo has. And she's scared that if/when things go bad because she married yoona she's gonna be stunted and inexperienced. But i think she really really loves yoona in a way that she's might be willing to do all that, IF she didn't have the example of Hyo and her words being shoved in her face.


In other NEWS everyone in the world wants fany!

my goodness i need to know how TaeNySun ended up at the bar/club jessica sulks at.
i want to know why when hyo is thinking of finding another fuck buddy she's not put off by the idea that they are sunny's friends, seems like she's trying to make some one jelly and get some ass.

i want to know more about the study sessions. does yoong know whats going on there, is she as oblivious as hyo thinks? cos i think not, i think she'd only get jealous of this if she knew something and i think this snooping little chick knows something.


Taeyeon's coming up so DONT KILL ME WITH TAENY, they are a weakness for me but i'm rooting for them not to work right now, i'm rooting for... i'm not gonna tell you so you can squish my dreams, and laugh maniacally as you do so.

so good morning, take care and yea.
loveyabye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~_^
checkinyourbra: yuri01checkinyourbra on June 29th, 2013 03:56 pm (UTC)
Oh dayum. I feel like you're an investigator that roughed Yoona up and demanded answers. XD Yeahhh, one could say with much evidence that Yoona's the string-puller in this situation.

"there was none of this 'WE' that yoona was talking about." --LOL. DEAD.

Hehehe it's funny having characters dislike each other.

Hyo has perma-sexonthebrain. YOU LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'S FINDING A WAY TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE ~FEELINGS~. hahahaaha

Oh, precious golden-vagina'd Seolady. (Loved your writing on this--beautiful) Willing to infiltrate their home and get her info subtly. Hyo could take some lessons.

Your interpretation of the Yuri/Yoona/Hyo dynamic is SOOOOO good. I enjoyed reading that deduction. I wonder what other people think...

Back in the first Sunny chapter, she mentions hanging out at that particular bar/club on Thursdays. She thought against it, but obvs she caved. Sooyoung takes responsibility for that. Everyone wants to go to the pretty, intuitive bartender. XD

"Snooping little chick" HAHAHA Your thoughts on my Yoona are incredible.

AWWWWWWWW. You have no idea~~after I read the "not gonna tell you" part, I noticed my eyebrows were automatically raised. *fiendishly cackles* I'm holding back so many things, for fear of spoiling. LOL Oh, you.

Per usual, you delved in and came out with explanations that not only entertain, but intrigue me hardcore. Great comments are such assets to my writing process. XD

Byyyeee~~~
(Anonymous) on June 29th, 2013 07:53 am (UTC)
i seriously need to log in
i've been following this story for weeks and even if they're not all my usual pairings i've become completely addicted and i always have to check soshipops for updates like every second....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME AUTHOR XD gosh i hope yuri doesn't go and cheat on yoona b/c i love the girl in this fic...she just wants marriage and all consdering they've been together long enough...hmmm hopefully yuri gets her sheeeeet together. LOL hyo got soooooo coldly rejected i somewhat feel srry for her, but then again she just wants to getlaid and she has sunny buns for tht. hngggg i can't wait for the next update...BTW what taeny video and yoonyul pic? (link?)
checkinyourbra: yoona02checkinyourbra on June 29th, 2013 08:41 am (UTC)
Re: i seriously need to log in
You have?! Really!?!?! *heart stops*

IDK WHAT I'VE DONE. But really. My fingers aren't even working properly because I'm so giddily happy. Thank youuuuuu so much. XDDDD

Awwwww I think you're one of the few people who outwardly support Yoona and her eagerness to get married. I mean, four years is a LONG time. lol Not gonna lie; writing rejected!Hyo was pretty funny. I'm so flattered that you've invested in in my story.

Keep f5'ing Soshipops and I'll turn up again eventually. :D

Thanks again!! ♥

Links:
#yoonyul #ilikeyou

Yoonyul


Anddd the Taeny vid. It should still be on her Instagram.
TaenyCutiepies

Edited at 2013-06-29 08:41 am (UTC)
the_bluebeariesthe_bluebearies on June 29th, 2013 03:25 pm (UTC)
hmmmm.. hahahaha!!! hyoyeon didn't get what she wanted from seohyun. LOL. I found that hilarious. love the interaction between the girls, the jokes, the jabs. hahaha!!!

what I am interested in: "next chapter: TAEYEON"

omooooooo my favourite character is in the next chapter!!'
looking forward to it, can't wait. ^^
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on June 29th, 2013 04:01 pm (UTC)
Jokes and jabs are a couple of my favorite things!! XD

I figured Taeyeon would spark interests--especially after Tiffany's chapter. :3 So, you'll either love love love what happens, or try to find me to punch me in the throat. D:

Thanks for the comment~

See you next time :D
the_bluebeariesthe_bluebearies on July 1st, 2013 04:24 pm (UTC)
well... lets hope I do not have to punch you in the throat then. Hahahahaha!!!!
kotegawa87kotegawa87 on June 29th, 2013 08:10 pm (UTC)
Wau... So yoongie has her doubts... About seo...
Interesting....!... Smart girl
Mmm i wonder if she does this with some idea...
I mean she wants to know if seo is going to sleep with hyo or what?
Well... Is obvious that seo just want yuri... So
No luck for hyo or yoona...

Mm, now in the bar...
Hyo saw tiffany... And she likes her... But something tell me she is going to be turn down again...

Well i hope in the next chap we see more action!!!
:)
checkinyourbra: yoona02checkinyourbra on June 30th, 2013 02:52 am (UTC)
Yes. Looks like Yoong and Seo are playing their own games in this situation. Who knows how far their ulterior motives go? XD

Hehehe tonight isn't going in Hyoyeon's direction at all so far. Maybe it'll turn around? Maybe it won't. hahaha

Hopefully the action next chapter pleases you.

Later, bb~~ :D
dashelots: jiadashelots on June 29th, 2013 11:53 pm (UTC)
Firstly, I was pretty much dying from laughter the entire chapter because I know someone very similar to Hyoyeon irl and it was so great to see her get so blatantly turned down. “Not interested.” :')

The dinner was super awkward, which I loved because awkward situations are always hilarious. And idk, Yoona seems like she might be a pretty good manipulator, because, I mean, how on earth did she manage to convince all three of them, that this blind date scenario was a good idea??

I loved it when Seohyun challenged Yoona at the dinner table. I have a feeling that those two won't be becoming BFF's anytime soon. But ugh, the whole situation is definitely getting increasingly more loaded and I AM ANXIOUS.

Despite the minor slip up when Yuri was all like, "Don't look at her like that," Hyoyeon doesn't seem too close to figuring out Yuri's attraction(?) to Seohyun. Dun dun dun. What is happening???

Also, yess to the girls finally interacting with each other. Super excited for how the next chapter will carry on from this one. Will more hilarious rejection in the form of Taeny be coming up for poor sex-deprived Hyoyeon? (Like, i think there will be, but who knows with you? What are you planning?? omg.)

I'm really looking forward to when Sooyoung and Jessica meet. Will it be all like, "hey you're that girl that I kissed that one time... this is awkward" because I am anticipating hilarity for when it finally happens.

Okay, thankyouthankyou, you stunning person. Ciao~~ :D
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on June 30th, 2013 03:03 am (UTC)
Hello, you~~

Wait wait waittt. You know someone like Hyoyeon?!! Hahahaha oh man. That's....idk how to feel about that, but it amuses me so much. And yaaaaayyyy getting laughs is always good. :D

Ohhh right. You are a fan of awkwardness and drama, so of course that dinner would be your kind of thing. Well, that's not the last of awk events. Yoona's the mastermind of that dinner, no doubt. She seemed to wield it well. I wonder who would appreciate that sort of skill.

Yoonhyun fighting is fun. GET ANXIOUS. LOL. As for Hyoyeon: she made that snide remark about Yoona not noticing Yuri's feelings, but then she doesn't fully pick up on them, either.

So much Soshi in one setting this time. So many eyes. So many ears...Will there be more hilarity? Perhaps? Rejection? Maybe. Drama? Let's hope.

YOU'RE the stunning one! Now, finish work so I can has Pokemanz. ♥

sle3piesle3pie on June 30th, 2013 12:09 am (UTC)
Ohhh.. I wonder who hyoyeon is checking out, as I'm guessing sunnys friends are Taeyeon and tiffany. Can't wait for the next instalment, with Taeyeon's perspective, I'm sure her past with Yuri will be brought up. So much to look forward to since they all seem to be interconnected.

I wonder what yoona will do when she realised seohyun is interested in her woman, then there's Jessica that's interested in her.. so I guess it depends on if anything happens between seori or not. Too many possibilities.

Still loving Seohyun's character, and thanks for the awesome update.
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on June 30th, 2013 03:06 am (UTC)
That'd be an educated guess, yes. One can wonder what contribution Taeyeon will make to the situation. Or, she could just be like, "meh" and the chapter could be all rainbows and unicorns. But, that's not how this story works. XD

Possibilities galore!!! Glad u still love my Seolady. hehehe

Thank YOU for the comment~~
yuukistar22yuukistar22 on June 30th, 2013 02:11 am (UTC)
Oh Hyoyeon you sly devil ;)

Too bad she got rejected, but i just absolutely loved Seohyun's blunt rejection.

"Is her vagina made of gold?" That line...oh my....funniest thing ive seen in awhile

Poor Hyo, she's not going to get her post-sex breakfast from the wonderful Seo-baby :(

I really love Sooyoung's bartender persona, it's really fitting and it just suits her perfectly.

Not going to lie, I'm desperate for some "lady touching times"....i don't care how perverse that sounds ;).....it's been so long and im simply dying for some action. PLEASE DON'T DEPRIVE ME ANYMORE D:

I swear you've update like 3 times since i posted last, you are so fast.....i'm so slow....

Can't wait for Taeyeon ;)

Keep up the good work!
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on June 30th, 2013 03:09 am (UTC)
Hyoyeon's the most fun for the rejection. She's a funny girl no matter what.

Oh, you loved the vagina gold comment, too? YES. I'll make shirts. XD Poor thing. Post-sex breakfast DOES sound really delicious.

I like Sooyoung, too. She's the only one who could work that role.

SEX WILL HAPPEN. I just....let me.....I need time. D:

You're not slow. Just keep updating at the best pace that works. I'll read whatever update you make--whenever, wherever! :3

Thanks!! Keep writing!