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29 August 2013 @ 12:11 am
Who Gets the Girl? [on-going]  

Title: Who Gets the Girl? [Chapter 26]

Players: Taeyeon, Jessica, Seohyun, Featuring Tiffany

Pairing(s): Taengsic, Seosica, Taeny

Rating: PG-13 + some language

Genre: AU, Rom-Com Drama-Llama.

Warning(s): I pulverize ships, apparently. This chapter ends kinda gross.

Disclaimer: I don't own Soshi. I don't own anyone, in fact. All Fiction.

Chap. Summary: Drunk and unhappy, Jessica starts to wonder about her closer, more accessible options.

Author's Notes: WOW! A big reaction from Yuri’s chapter. Each characters’ final chapters after this. Come out of your lurking and say a lil somethin’! Don’t wanna miss out on the fun before THE END. XD...*creys*

26-Jessica


A couple years back...

...

Jessica stormed into Taeyeon’s studio apartment--her temporary home--and flung her purse onto a desk, noisily knocking over half its contents. Taeyeon sat unfazed on the sofa, eyes glued to the tv screen as she skillfully mashed at the Playstation controller.

“I hate my job.” Jessica whined, peeling off her jacket.

“A job? What’s that?” Taeyeon droned, only her wrists sporadically moving back and forth. She’s such a zombie playing games.

“I shouldn’t care, but some asshole said something today that I can’t shake.”

“Nice tits?”

“Taeyeon, are those the only things on your mind--girls and games?”

A cheeky grin. “There are other things?”

Jessica unzipped her skirt and routinely left it on the floor as she walked over to the couch. “Well, we adults have to think about more than that.”

“Food. I think about food, too.”

“Constantly.” She snatched a blanket draping from a table and neatly laid it on the couch before taking a seat. Who knows what disgusting things have happened on it.

Taeyeon continued to play silently. Jessica zoned out, staring at the pseudo-old school characters shifting about the screen. “Are you still working at that clothing store?”

“Part-time. Emphasis on the part.”

“Taeyeon, can you pay for rent?”

“Yep. With you here, I’m able to work the minimum and get just enough money for rent and food.”

“God, you’re sad.”

“Bite me.”

Jessica rolled her eyes to a close. Her head already ached from an endless day of documents and presentations and proposals. She didn’t need little flying graphics to make it worse. She almost nodded off when Taeyeon spoke.

“What’d the guy say?”

“Well,” she mumbled, eyes not opening, “his mock-up sucked, so I explained to him why. Of course, he called me a bitch.”

“Of course.”

“And then he told me...” She pinched her nose, momentarily re-living the moment. “that I’m so bitter and miserable that I’m destined to die alone.”

Taeyeon pulled long green bangs behind an ear and made eye contact for the first time that evening. “Damn.”

“Yeah. I shouldn’t care. He’s a total tool and emotions were running high during the meeting, blah blah blah. Deadlines. All that nonsense...”

“That’s no excuse to be such a jerk. Did you punch him in the balls?”

“I don’t want my hands near his balls, thank you very much.”

“Or any balls.”

“True.”

Taeyeon lowered the controller into her lap. “You know what’s gross about balls?”

“Oh god, you’re not going to do this.”

“They’re like...two uneven clumps of flesh wrapped up in saggy--”

“Taeyeon!”

Saggy loose skin. That droop underneath him. At all times.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“No, that asshole’s balls are disgusting. And his asshole. That asshole’s asshole is the most disgusting thing on the planet.”

A groan preceded a very lazy whack to Taeyeon’s arm.

“Next time you see him--remember that he has drooping, saggy balls in his pants. This is how you win the battle.”

Jessica finally laughed, as much as hated encouraging her immaturity. That’s the magic of having this strange little person around. She keeps me entertained.

“Just so you know,” Taeyeon said after a hearty chuckle, “living with you isn’t so bad. Surely, someone out there can stand you for the rest of their lives.”

Her smile faded a bit, reflecting on her newly-ended relationship from a few days prior.

“No! Don’t think about her. She's a snob anyways.”

Jessica flung her head over, dropping it onto Taeyeon’s shoulder. “Ye-Jin’s a neurosurgeon! Gahhh, why did she break up with meeee?!”

“Because she’s a stupid brain doctor.”

“You’re a stupid artist.”

“But, I’m still here.”

She smiled. “You’re right.”

“I’m also hungry.” The shorter girl sprung from the couch, leaving Jessica to land onto the cushion. Direct skin contact with this damned couch will probably give me face chlamydia. I’m too exhausted to move.

Her eyes shut on their own accord, ears picking up the oh-too-familiar beep beep beep of her roommate “making dinner.” I’m 99% sure her death will be sodium-related.

“Move your ass!” Taeyeon barked, hurriedly placing the hot bowl onto her desk/dining table.

“Don’t make me,” Jessica mumbled.

“Get up or I’ll describe what my last girlfriend did on that couch in excruciating detail. In fact, I recall a particularly memorable moment where you’re laying your face..”

Jessica sat up. “Stop it. Ugh, you’re so sick!”

Taeyeon unfolded two chairs and took a seat. “Get over here, lady.”

Reluctantly, she dragged her feet across the floor, sloppily tumbling into the plastic chair. “What?”

“Are you familiar with the the term ‘marriage of convenience’?”

“Like your cousin marrying that American dude for a green card?”

“Goddamn. I forgot all about that. She has like eight kids now. So yeah, kind of like that.”

“Do you need a green card, Taeyeon?”

“Nope.” Taeyeon twirled her chopsticks into the steaming noodles. “I’d like to make a pact with you. This is our little ceremony.”

“For?”

“Our marriage.”

Jessica’s eyes sparked open. “Our what?

“Jessica, don’t tell Sunny, but you’re my best friend. And I know that I’m on the bottom of your ‘quality match’ totem pole, but I really care about your happiness. You’re the bratty non-girlfriend I’ve always wanted.”

The other girl drew her fingers to her mouth, watching Taeyeon’s serene expression. Taeyeon didn’t look up. She kept her eyes on the bowl.

“I offer you a deal. Insurance, if you will. It gets cashed in when we turn...thirty? Yeah, thirty’s a good number. If you don’t find the worldly, sophisticated, better-than-everyone woman of your dreams and I fail to snag a super hot chick with shiny hair and hips that won’t quit, then we have each other.”

“So, in other words, we settle.”

“Yes. Fortunately for you, I’m a catch in the sex department.”

“Let’s keep the skeeviness to a minimum.”

“What do you say?” At last, Taeyeon focused her gaze on a very confused Jessica.

So out of the blue. Does that mean that she likes me or...she sort of likes me? Or...god it’s so weird seeing her this way. She’s just there. My comfort. Is that enough to make such a commitment? “I...I do.”

“I do, too. Therefore, I now pronounce us wife-and-wife if nothing better works out in the future.”

A wide smile stretched across Jessica's face. This is the sweetest thing she’s ever done for me. Anyone’s ever done for me.

Taeyeon brought the noodles to her face, blowing the steam away. “Now for the ceremony finale.”

“Instant ramyun?”

“Yep.” She shoved the noodles into her mouth, letting the longer strands dangle from her lips. With her chopsticks, and held them out to Jessica’s lips. “Come and kiss the bride.”

Jessica held back a laugh as she grasped at the ends with her teeth. They chomped closer and closer in unison. When their noses touched, Taeyeon perked out her lips, closing her eyes.

God, I’m about to kiss Kim Taeyeon.

Picture Ye Jin. Or Tiffany. Or Mila Kunis.

She squeezed her eyes shut, allowing their lips to smoosh together. Her mind busied itself as the soft pecks continued. Ugh, she even smells like that couch. Not the worst smell in the world, though. She fluttered her eyes open once Taeyeon pulled away.

“Great! Now you feel better. I’ll be taking this.” Taeyeon gingerly lifted the hot bowl and took it back to the sofa to finish on her own.

Jessica could still remember that salty, slippery kiss.

...

“Jessica,” Seohyun hummed, lightly massaging her shoulder. “We’re here.”

What could only be a four minute ride felt like an eternity once Jessica woke up from her short nap. “How long have I been sleeping?”

“You passed out the second I buckled you in. I let you sleep fifteen more minutes once we got here."

"H-here?"

"Sorry I took so long pick you up. My parents have been reprimanding me all day.”

Jessica blinked at the the surrounding parked cars in the darkness of the night.

“Taeyeon’s wandering around the lot like a creeper. Do you need help guiding her back to your apartment?”

Dead fingers wrestled with the seatbelt buckle until Seohyun released it for her. “No...I...I got it. You came by the bar just to pick me up?”

“Yes. Convinced Mother that Jiyeon was having emergency boyfriend troubles.”

Jessica shook her heavy head and fumbled for her purse. “S-sawry I didn’t answer your texts.”

“I don’t mind.”

That Seohyun. Picks me up from a random bar just to take me home a few streets over. Going out of her way just to help me. And Taeyeon, too. I guess. “You’re sweet.”

Out of appreciation or neediness--it wasn’t clear--she leaned over to plant a lingering kiss to her lips. Seohyun smiled against her face, returning the favor. The skin of her cheek felt downy soft and her breath had a hint of mint. Jessica contemplated going further, but reminded her foggy mind that another night with Seohyun was NOT okay. She bid her farewell and wobbled out of the car.

The grassy scent of freshly fallen rain eased her senses and she sighed in relief when she spotted a little ball of drunkenness sitting on the sidewalk. She waited for a passing family to enter the building before joining her.

“You could never hold your alcohol well,” Jessica teased, proud that her words were no longer as slurred as before. Still, her head was swimming.

“I’m sho sad, Jeshka. I think I’m gonna die,” Taeyeon murmured, face buried beneath folded arms upon her knees.

“Stop being such a damn drama queen.”

“It’s trueeee,” she whined. “I’ve n-never been broken up wif beforrrre.”

This bitch. “Well, you get used to it.”

Taeyeon raised her pink face, bloodshot eyes blinking rapidly. “I dun wannaaa get used to it. She was so....miiiine.”

“C’mon, Taeyeon. You probably would have broken her heart eventually. ‘Cuz that’s what you do. You break hearts. She just--she just beat you to it.”

Tears filled her eyes. “Jeshka. You awready hurt mah face. Why are you hurting mah heart?”

A sharp pain went through her chest. Suddenly, she felt like the punched one. “I....I don’t knoooow. I’m j-juhhh...”

“Jelly?” Taeyeon cleaned her leaking face with the back of her hand and wiped it onto her shirt. Jessica cringed. Even when she’s utterly disgusting, I find it hard to turn away.

Jessica propped her knees up and settled her head to be eye-level with her friend. “Taeyeonnie, do you remember the night you proposed?”

The other girl squeezed her eyes shut, attempting to recall the memory. “Uh, yeah.”

“You never told me why you did that.”

Her eyelids lifted halfway. “Because you were upset.”

“But, why? That’s a commitment for you, too. It had to have meant something.”

“Say what chu mean. I’m too drunk to think this hard.”

Jessica felt a pressure in the back of her throat. No, I can’t cry. Or we’ll just be two sappy ass drunks making a scene. “We’re alone. Again. Maybe w-we shouldn’t wait until we’re thirty.”

“Meaning?”

“We should be making out.”

Taeyeon blinked a few times, processing the words. When the message transferred, she dropped a hand flat on the sidewalk to steer her lips to Jessica’s. She stopped short--dazed, blown-out pupils questioning what came next.

Jessica closed her eyes and slacked her mouth open.

Okay. Here goes nothing.

An tongue ran across her lip, then slipped into her mouth. It was slimy and flavored with cheap beer, but she tilted her head to accommodate the action. They picked up a steady rhythm, humming and gulping deeply.

Each pass was languid, deep, penetrating. Her lungs clenched for any ounce of oxygen Taeyeon allowed.

Breaking for air, Jessica reached up to cup her face. A pained whimper reminded her of the damage she’d done.

“Gentle. I’m injured,” she breathed against her face.

Ugh, I hate the smell of beer breath. “Then, watch your tongue. You kiss like a cow.”

“I kish like your mother?”

Jessica palmed at her waist, bringing their lips back together. I need to shut her up. Yet, she found herself speaking once she got a good grip. “Oh, gawwwd. Can you do some crunches or whatever? You’re sooo squishy.”

“Tiffany likes it.”

“Don’t talk about other girls while we’re making out.”

“Demanding.”

The kisses didn’t lighten up. With that ale-flavored tongue wedged so far into her mouth, the only method of air consumption came in sharp gasps. Taking the irregular sounds as moaning, Taeyeon did some absurd puppy-like mewl with excitement.

Mmmm. Jeshka. Let’s connuhhh--consuhmah....”

Oh, god.

“Cahhhnsummuuuh....consummate this marriage.”

Small hands clutched at Jessica’s hair in an unpleasant tug. She slapped them away. A determined hand returned at the apex of her cleavage. Mixing the harsh liplock and uncouth groping to her chest brought the feeling in her throat again. She tried to ignore it.

I can’t start wailing about Yoona right now. Not in the middle of--

It wasn’t a sob she was holding back.

In a split second, she found herself hunched between their legs, vomiting up all the drinks. Tears ran freely down her cheeks, mingling into smudged mascara as she hurled harder, wishing she would've had at least one croissant as solid food.

“Shhhhhitttt.” Taeyeon huffed, failing to properly hold her hair back. Again, Jessica spanked the touchy fingers.

“Dun touch me. No more. No moooore.”

“Ahh, ffffffooookin’ rude. The kiss wasn’t that bad.”

The realization that she’d drunkenly made out with Kim Taeyeon had her dry heaving. What’s going on with me? Why am I trying to kiss anyone within a one foot radius of my face? “I want to annul our stupid marriage.”

“Are there noodles in your vom? That’d make it wayyy more official.”

Jessica didn’t bother to aim as she punched Taeyeon with all her might. She had no idea what she hit, but an agonizing groan confirmed its impact.

“You’re sho abusiveee!” Taeyeon cried. Jessica glanced at her holding her neck.

“W-wait until I’m sober.” She hurriedly dug into her purse for a napkin--hanky, tissue--anything to rid her face of the mess.

“Huh-Hello?”

It took Jessica a few seconds to register that Taeyeon was on her cell phone.

“Tiffany! Hiiii! I’m.....yeahhhh. I’m drunk. Like, really drunk.”

“Wuh-what do you expect? You broke up with me and smashed my heart into a millionnn itty bitty--”

“Huh?”

A long pause.

“But that text--”

“I....I.....Okay. I’ll stay at Jeshka’s tonight. Tell Sunny I said hey.”

Jessica ran a crumpled receipt across her chin. “Tell that bish I want mah car back.”

She ended the call without relaying her message. “D-doesn’t ‘I need my space’ mean she broke up wif me?”

“No, dumbass. It means she wants her space.” If you endured my plethora of break-ups, you’d have this common sense.

“I.....” Taeyeon lurched to the grass behind them, taking her turn to throw up.

“I cheated on Tiffany. Holy haaaleeee. I...I....” She continued to hurl.

The splashing, gurgling racket had Jessica nauseous all over again. She snatched Taeyeon’s phone and messily dialed Seohyun.

“Pleeeease come back, Seohyun. I need you.”

Next Chapter:  Seohyun!

 
 
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: Jessica and Park Myungsoo ~ Naengmyun
 
 
 
I la- la- la- love youregreted on August 29th, 2013 06:04 am (UTC)
Spot brb gonna read

I an never look at men again, thank you for that. Gosh saggy droopy nutsacks... yuck. Real comment later

Edited at 2013-08-29 06:17 am (UTC)
checkinyourbracheckinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 09:56 pm (UTC)
:D Kayssss cool.

LOL I'm sorry? Ballz. hehehe XD
(no subject) - regreted on September 1st, 2013 07:50 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - checkinyourbra on September 3rd, 2013 04:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
eescapeeescape on August 29th, 2013 06:07 am (UTC)
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“Like your cousin marrying that American dude for a green card?” --- Classic.
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
Re: .
Bahahaha I'm glad you enjoyed that. ;D

Looks like her cousin's not the only one into Americans.

Thankssss :D
dashelots: jiadashelots on August 29th, 2013 06:17 am (UTC)
spotspotspotspotspot cause i'm going out for dinner. shall return promptly.

(the chapter summary is making it hard for me to resist reading it now and thus be late for fooood T__T)
dashelots: sunkyudashelots on August 31st, 2013 12:41 pm (UTC)
okay, so apparently by "shall return promptly," i actually mean, "really not promptly at all," so sorry!! D:

nonetheless ARGHHH TAENGSIC YES PLS AND THANK YOU.

the adjectives and words you used to describe their make out had me in tears, "slimy," "you kiss like a cow," "unpleasant tug," "uncouth groping" ;^; then the vom-sesh... omg. so beautiful, i just can't.

omg Seohyun's role in this chapter really confused me, because in regards to the question "who gets the girl?" i am not rooting for the answers to be Seohyun and Jessica, but Seohyun being all sweet and stuff made me kind of be like hmm... maaaybe. and speaking of which IT'S SEOHYUN'S CHAPTER NEXT AND SHE'S COMING BACK TO SEE JESSICA (?) SO AHHHH. what's gon happen, i dunno, i just dunno.

you know i enjoy it when people are all cute ~friends~ and stuff, so the Taengsic BFF-ness that went on in this chapter (sans the sloppy drunk kiss - wait who am i kidding? including the sloppy drunk kiss) warmed my heart. :')

but wait! tiffany hadn't actually broken up with Taeyeon?? so when Tiffany inevitably finds out about this not-so-cute and not-so-okay make out, is shit going to go down?? is this a curveball or IS THIS A CURVEBALL?

i love love love the one-liners you come up with, "why am I trying to kiss anyone within a one foot radius of my face?" i don't know Jessica, but i am enjoying reading about it so pls continue.

e - each characters' last chapters after this? D: my creys 5ever, but omg we're getting so close to finding out everyone's one-true-loves~ (or are we???)

i am also thinking that this story should never end. okay? okay! sounds good? sounds good! :3

(i'm super impressed at you catching the bon qui qui reference from last time btw. it was so relevant. i feel like "rude" and "suh-curity" could also work in parts of this chapter also. haha.)

okay, okay! as usual, thanks! you're wonderful and i can't wait for more.

bye~ :3
(no subject) - checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
anhthud2 on August 29th, 2013 07:15 am (UTC)
I'm jumping aboard this spot claiming train.

seohyun is too sweet. she's gonna grow up to be an adorable vixen, that one. i can't believe her first forays into the world of sex were with yuri and jessica. that lucky bitch.

did she voluntarily pull herself away from a very willing seohyun? omg my yoonsic heart criesssssss. croissants 4 lyfe. always keep the faith

omg taengsic friendship, too adorable for words!!!!!! i love their banter seo much! their drunken make-out sesh, a million lolz

hipster taeyeon, you're such a slacker and you're so gross but why do i keep falling more in love with you??? and why are you such a complete DUMBASS?!?!

btw, ain't nothing wrong with being evil. you're a writer for godsake. it's your right and privilege lol. and you do it soooooo well. i have the time of my life whenever i go to your page and i really appreciate that.

Edited at 2013-08-29 03:20 pm (UTC)
checkinyourbra: seohyun02checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:25 pm (UTC)
My R2D2!!! *hugs*

We should all be jellz of Seohyun. Seriously.

Is your shipper name for Yoonsic "croissants" hahahaha I'm dying. XDDDD So good. Jessica with self control? Pfft. I'll believe it when I write it.

Aren't they presh!?!? I'm so happy about the great responses to their banter. Shows their closeness~~ Ahhh that make out was rough. Thank goodness it brought the lulz.

SEE?! THIS IS HOW SHE GETS ALL THE LADIES. You're falling into Hipster Taeyeon's trap! XD

It's my right and privilege to me an evil writer? *sniff* Thank you, bb. You're the best. :') ♥

Thank you so muchhhh~~
exp_ithetaexp_itheta on August 29th, 2013 08:46 am (UTC)
Just woke up, and LOOK WHAT I FOUND! :DDDDD Spotting for later~
checkinyourbra: jessica01checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 09:59 pm (UTC)
Can't wait!! :D

See you soon~~
part 1 - exp_itheta on September 2nd, 2013 10:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
part 2 - exp_itheta on September 2nd, 2013 10:20 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: part 2 - checkinyourbra on September 3rd, 2013 04:47 am (UTC) (Expand)
stephanstarr on August 29th, 2013 11:34 am (UTC)
JFC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Omg, this has got to be my favorite chapter.

I love taengsic, man.
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
hahaha did you like it that much? Yaaayyy! I love hearing about people's favorite chapters. :D

Taengsic's a ball of laughs.

Thank youuuu for your lulz. :3
sonyuhshigay: Taeyeonsonyuhshigay on August 29th, 2013 12:49 pm (UTC)
OH MAH GAWD. TAENGSIC. GIVE IT TO MEH. Their banter is so freaking hilarious (and by extension, you are freaking hilarious). You captured a drunken make-out sesh quite well lol. You should make another poll thingy so I can vote for a Taenysic threesome. It's the best solution shhhh just let it happen.
checkinyourbra: jessica02checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:03 pm (UTC)
Ohhhh snap. Another Taengsic lover, I see.

Me? Hilarious? Awwww shucks. X3 Not saying that I had drunken make out sessions *cough*, but that makes my heart sing. Portraying girls kissing under the influence should bring joy~~

GORLLLL. Iseeyou.

Thank youuuu~~~ Glad you could drop a comment!!

ps: Hope you're having fun in Korea, bb!! :3
yuukistar22yuukistar22 on August 29th, 2013 12:58 pm (UTC)
Girl boners galore < now that is the name of the store im going to open for tainted couches
SPOTTING LIKE I JUST DON'T CAREEEEE~

Edit:

ALAS FAIR MAIDEN, I HAVE RETURNED...and I missed the update....again *sigh* Still as useless as ever.

Hmmm I said on your poley poll that I probably relate to WGTG Hyoyeon the most, but Taeyeon here is making me reconsider...girls, games AND food?! That's pretty much all my life consists of and isn't that just a little bit sad?

"Did you punch him in the balls?" That's my girl, always knowing how to react in the most appropriate ways.

Pahahahahaha @ Taeyeon's rant about ballsacks and assholes and such. Only she can make gross things hilarious.

“Yes. Fortunately for you, I’m a catch in the sex department.” < THIS is a Hyoyeon worthy comment and I greatly approve of this.

*Throws more boob shaped confetti* - side note: is it strange that there's a store near where I live that actually sells that and ive willingly gone and bought some for moments like these? - I'm not the only one who's going to die a horrible sodium-related death, this pleases me. It's not like I can't cook, I just choose to be a lazy fuck and purchase my ramyun in bulk, months supply at a time...I blame society...the ramyun making factory people....they shouldn't make something so delicious and expect me not to abide by my laziness. Crap, I really went off topic....

NO JESSICA, EMBRACE THE TAINTED COUCH, EMBRAAAAAACE IT.

Ahhh the good old 'marrying when we're 30 and still alone' pact, My TaengSic heart is humming in approval of this sacred pact.

JESSICA! EMBRACE THE COUCH'S ANGELIC SCENT, TAKE IT INNNNNN, BREATH IT, LIVE IT~

I love how Jessica was contemplating taking Seolady when she's hammered, never miss a chance, i like her spirit.

More drunken Taeyeon? Have I been blessed? No you idiot, you're an atheist for fucks sake. Okay then, Is it my birthday *looks at calander* No, that was months ago dipshit. Oh, so I'm guessing its not Christma- NO. Well, it's just my lucky day I guess.

GAWD, why do you keep making me laugh so unattractively? But I really couldn't resist at Taeyeon's comeback: “I kish like your mother?” And not just that, just everything ever in the history of everything that you've written has lured the most disgusting facial expressions out of me. My favorite being the infamous pervy grin.

My TaengSic heart has been crushed, ouchies. BUUUUUUUT my TaeNy heart is being resuscitated. I should be afraid that I have more than one heart. Oh god now that last line has made my SeoSic heart flutter. Fuck. A-am..am I going to die?

Nooooo don't mention the end. Every update just reminds me that it's getting closer *sobs*

My comments get longer after every update...

Annnnnnnnd not forgetting my promise, I will now present to you my list of animals (providing you haven't shot yourself from boredom at my comment)....

1) Jessica = Octopussy. Need I say more?
2) Hyoyeon = sexy chameleon. Sexy being an important factor.
3) Yoona = deer/doe...I know that's seriously obvious and the least imaginative one but it's seriously all i could think of, she really does remind me of one.
4) Taeyeon = baby sloth. Sleeps and eats a lot but still so cute and fluffy.
5) Sooyoung = Wolf. Majestic and cool. Protective over packmates.
6) Seohyun = black widow. Pretty to look at but will eat you alive if provoked.
7) Sunny = lioness. Beautiful, energetic but if you fuck with her cubs, you better run.
8) Yuri = fox. Cunning, crafty and confident.
9) Tiffany = cat. Adorable and becomes attached easily. Loves attention and affection.

I think I put more thought in that than my career prospects...

Anyways, sorry for rambling but I can't stop once I've gotten started. I NEED HELP.

Loved this, love you as always, thanks for sharing and I shall wait valiantly for the next update. I'm determined to get a good spot this time.

Byeeeeeee~ <3

Edited at 2013-08-29 08:32 pm (UTC)
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Girl boners galore < now that is the name of the store im going to open for tainted couches
FIRST OF ALL: I read your newest fic entryyy. :3 I'll comment when I'm done replying to everybody. I didn't forget about you, bb~~ *hugs*

Onto this amazing comment:

You're not useless, crazy lady!! You're perf. And pervy. Perf-vy.

So, you're a lot like Hyo and Taeyeon? bb the ladies should be flocking by now. LEAVE THAT HOUSE. XDDD

As for Taeyeon...Yeah, she's one of the few characters that could pull off such a gross rant and have people go "Awwww." Taey got it like dat.

OooOooo I wonder if there's boob confetti sold nearby....you would buy it. Omg bb don't die!! I love ramyun, too. But..DON'T DIE D: Homemade food is usually more delicious anyways!! :3

Looks like Jessica's had to deal with tainted couches in the past. I don't see her rejoicing over that fact any time soon. ;D Omg breathing in its 'Angelic Scent'? Gurrrrrrrlllll.

You know our Jessica. Brain in a constant battle of logic and sexytimes.

"More drunken Taeyeon? Have I been blessed? No you idiot, you're an atheist for fucks sake. Okay then, Is it my birthday *looks at calander* No, that was months ago dipshit. Oh, so I'm guessing its not Christma- NO. Well, it's just my lucky day I guess. "--Hahahahhaa it's my lucky day for reading this. You so funny. :3

I live and write just to make girls/fellow pervs make the most unattractive faces. Means we're having fun!! :D I appreciate the compliment so much. Thanksssss!!

Omg YOU HAVE MANY HEARTS. If that doesn't kill you, all the sodium will. ((COOK, WOMAN.)) yeah, mentioning the end makes it more real...BUT THE END *IS* NEAR FOR WGTG. I have so many feelinggggsss.

Wooowww!! You actually made the list. *applauds* very nice. Though, I have to question WGTG Yuri's animal. She hasn't been the most crafty and confident lately. Unless she's trying to get into Seolady's pants. heheh Octopussy. Beautiful. And YoongDeer. Haha she kind of has an authoritative air going on, too.

"I think I put more thought in that than my career prospects..."---OMG. Do you want me to start nagging you, young lady!?

I LOVED this comment. Thank you, bbbbbb~~

THE BATTLE FOR THE TOP SPOT CONTINUES...

Byee <3

ps:....I'd go to the 'Girl Boners Galore' store. *pervy grin*


the_bluebeariesthe_bluebearies on August 29th, 2013 04:55 pm (UTC)
this taengsic is so funny!! so they were vomitting while making out? LOL!!!

so... tiffany didn't actually break up with Taeyeon? was it really just a "I need my space" text message? OMG!! Taeyeon cheated? because she thought they were on a break? she really did cheated? if she's not referring to this kiss she shared with jessica, then OMG, who was Taeyeon with? I can't imagine what would tiffany say to this, maybe she doesn't have to find out? OMG Taeyeon is such a pabo. so silly, and yet I still find her cute and so... lovable, if I were in this fic, I'd be babying Taeyeon too. why am I not in this fic?

and... why is jessica kissing everybody? she has kissed like, all of them? LOL!!!

I am not sure if I should start aiming for your throat. should I? xD

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checkinyourbra: taenycheckinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:50 pm (UTC)
Hahaha the vomiting totally set the mood for their make out, y/y?? XD

Yep. Tiffany just said she needed her space and Taeyeon took it the wrong way. I'm pretty sure Taeyeon considers the "kissing Jessica thing" her cheating, since it's the same day as their fight and I don't think Taeyeon's THAT good to bang a chick in that small amount of time. XDDD

"I can't imagine what would tiffany say to this, maybe she doesn't have to find out?"--I SEE YOU. Sneaky, sneaky.

Hahah are you falling for Hipster!Taeyeon and her silly ways, too? Hahah seems like many people would like to be in the WGTG world. XD...btw you inspired me for a new poll question. Hmmmmm.

Our fair Jessica's kissed everyone except: Hyo, Tiffany and Yuri (close, tho lol)

.....My throat is completely innocent. DON'T PUNISH IT. D:

Thank you for the ballin' comment, bb!! :D
하류cateyes330 on August 30th, 2013 02:44 am (UTC)
God damn, I can never get the first spot! Well not like I really care, but since everyone seems to be fighting for it, I'll pretend that I care XD Anyway, brb.
checkinyourbra: jessica02checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
Doesn't matter what spot you get, bb! I appreciate it all!! :DDDD

What am I saying.

FIGHT TIL' THE DEATH FOR THAT FIRST SPOT.
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kotegawa87kotegawa87 on August 30th, 2013 03:27 am (UTC)
Omg... i couldn't comment in the past chapter... D:
But now i'm here!!!! \o/

Ok... first wau!!!.
So many things happened in the last chapter and now this...
It's like... plash-bang-paf!!!! (Sound effect please!... XD)
So...
I wish you give a chance to the jeti... or sunsic... buttttt

I know that's not gonna hapoend so... :p just skip it....
Well the relationship between tae and sica is so confusing...
I mean tae really did that... i mean commitment with sica just cause she was upset... ??? Really???...
I think she likes sica... but never can have her... she isn't an easy target i guess...

:p
I just... don't know what's going to happen now... aaahhhh
I just want to keep reading... and reading...
:p
Aahhh such a wonderful writter :)
Keep going!!!!!
checkinyourbracheckinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:54 pm (UTC)
Ahhhhh I was looking for you last chapter! You're back *dances around*

MORE SOUND EFFECTS. :D plash-bang-paf!!!! is so cuteee.

LOL I don't wanna hurt your poor Jeti heart, bb. D:

"I think she likes sica... but never can have her... she isn't an easy target i guess..."--That's an interesting thought. As accessible as Jessica's been, she still would be intimidating, huh?

Keep reading, bb! It's not over yet! :D And thank youuuu ♥
basic_spacesbasic_spaces on August 30th, 2013 07:40 am (UTC)
i've been lurking for a little while, but i'm sad this is ending soon :( this fanfic gives me so much life, and the quality is always consistently awesome. it's like the L word in the soshi-verse! i'm too tired to leave a longer comment because ~college~ but keep up the good work :3
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:08 pm (UTC)
Omg a lurker!! :D Hiiii bb!! *waves*

So delighted that you could tear yourself away from college life to reveal yourself! Makes me a such a happy camper!! :D

AHHHH I knowwww. Ending this is killing me. :( And yaaaayyy to consistent quality! That's a huge compliment!! XD Heheh there goes that L Word ref again. I embrace it.

Thankssss bb! Happy schooling~~
sle3piesle3pie on August 30th, 2013 09:24 am (UTC)
Don't worry, I'm not working too hard, just value my sleep to much, I tend to prioritise it more than I should, though reading your updates are quite high priority.. I'm a little slack with my replies, can take me one or two days, but I eventually get around to it. Still need to catch up on PLL, maybe after Suits and Dexter finish for the season.

Now to comment on your update, which I am thankful for, very happy you update regularly, so I don't have to wait too long. I have to say I LOVED the first part, giving me false hope.. but at least there was a little taengsic there. The last section, can't say I particularly enjoyed, drunk taengsic making out while both are moping is just sad..

Jessica needs to get her act together, and really pursue Yoona, I thought she knew what she was doing when she played with Yuri.. but maybe the alcohol is messing with her mind.

Taeyeon is just hopeless with relationships, think that just adds to her attraction, but them I'm biased, even if this is only fictional Taeyeon. Got to love her reaction, the realisation that she cheated on Tiffany.

On a side note, I love the banter you write between the characters.. I'm curious if you talk like that in real life, or if you know people that do. Anyway, sorry about the long comment, and also thanks for the update, I'm looking forward to everyone's final chapters.. I'm going to be sad when this ends.
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 11:02 pm (UTC)
You value your sleep way more than me; that's for sure. (WHY CAN'T I MAKE MYSELF TO GO BED?!) Awwww so happy that you find the time to make my fic a priority! You're the best. ♥ hehe I still need to watch Suits, so no pressure.

Keeping up regular updates is very important to me. :) Awwww @ the false hope comment. S-sorry bb. It was really sweet though, right?!? ahha Oh, so you find it more sad? Now that you mention it--it IS pretty pitiful. I hope they get it together soon.

Jessica definitely needs to do SOMETHING. I think she's just being emo again. Hehe you're not the first person who's said that this silly Taeyeon is attractive even through all her goof-ups. :3

Ahhh that's an good question. Umm....yeah most of the characters have a bit of my personality when they talk. Most of the banter is based off things I come up in my head, so you're kinda seeing the way I think? LOL I definitely do a lot of banter irl. :3

Noooo this comment wasn't too long at all. Loved every second! Ugh, the end. :(

Thankssss~~
whyyyyyyyparachuterawr on August 31st, 2013 07:47 am (UTC)
I AM CLAIMING THIS SPOT AND WILL BE BACK WITH A COMMENT

LOVE YOU BB <3
checkinyourbra: jessica02checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 10:09 pm (UTC)
ALRIGHTY BB.

CAPS LOCK FOR ALL.

ILU2 <3
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 a.C.: taeyeon 2planet_ac on August 31st, 2013 12:18 pm (UTC)
Ewww...TaengSic puking one after the other... Seriously though, I find Taeyeon's character here particularly endearing. LOL at her description of man bits!

As always, a totes satisfying read, this chapter, bb <3 Thanks for the update :)
checkinyourbra: taeyeon01checkinyourbra on August 31st, 2013 11:06 pm (UTC)
Hehehe you're the first ewwww I received and it made me giggle like a crazy person. X3

There's something about dirty-mouthed, silly Taeyeon that brings all the ladies to the yard. hahah writing the part about the man bits was so much fun. Glad you liked!! :D

Yaaaayyy thanks. Until next time~~