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14 August 2013 @ 12:22 am
Who Gets the Girl? [on-going]  

Title: Who Gets the Girl? [Chapter 23]

Players: Hyoyeon, Sunny, Seohyun, Featuring Closet!Yuri and a surprise guest

Pairing(s): Hyosun, Mention of Sunsica, Seosic

Rating: R, for language

Genre: AU, Rom-Com Drama-Llama.

Warning(s): I pulverize ships, apparently.

Disclaimer: I don't own Soshi. I don't own anyone, in fact. All Fiction.

Chap. Summary: Emotions run high and everyone’s confrontational.

Author's Notes: F-Bombs ahoy! No matter how much drama, Hyoyeon makes it less-harsh to write lol. Yay, comic relief! Thanks for voting in the poll! :3

23- Hyoyeon

Hyoyeon didn’t make any sudden moves once the door slowly creaked open. On cue, the low growl of thunder filled the air and a scowling Sunny stood on the soggy welcome mat, momentarily backlit by a flash of lightning.

Someone's pissed.

Seohyun managed a convincingly excited tone. “Sunny--your hair! It’s cute!”

Sunny brushed the purple bangs from her forehead with a stiff, quick flip of the hand. “Yeah. Did it last night.”

“Purple suits you! I wish I’d known you wanted a change. I usually help with your new color.” Seohyun deserves an award for this performance. Or a straitjacket.

She’s right, though. Sunny looks extra cute with the lavender look. Like a sexy little alien. Hyoyeon didn’t know whether or not to reveal her presence in the living room. Yet, when the alien blinked in her direction, there was no need.

“It was spur of the moment,” Sunny said with a shrug. Seohyun moved away for Sunny to sweep into the house with the entitlement only a close friend could attain.

Hyoyeon lifted a hand to wave, but Sunny turned around once her arm left her side. Dammit, she’s really mad. Wait...shouldn’t I be upset with her? I did what Sooyoung told me and expressed my feelings. Via text. Which Sooyoung told me not to do...

My fingers shook every time I pressed send; I couldn’t help myself.

Sunny rested her butt against the back of a sofa, folding her arms. “So, what have you been up to, girl? It’s been awhile since we’ve had alone time.”

I know that’s a slight at me. This alone time is even lesser alone than you think...

Seohyun waved a hand nonchalantly. “Oh, you know...school. Had a project due.”

“That’s it? Just school? Nothing out of the ordinary?”

Seohyun retained direct eye contact. “Nope.”

“Fascinating.” Sunny nodded at an object on the floor. “Drop something?”

“Oh my, where’d that come from?” Seohyun swiped the rose from the floor and headed to the kitchen. “I’m going to put this in some water. Be right back!”

The blonde wished to beg,“Wait, don’t leave me!”, but it was every woman for herself.

Half a minute passed. Hyoyeon nervously played with her phone, flipping it over several times in her sweaty palms, listening to the running water and clinking of glass from the kitchen. Maybe if I just stand here, I'll blend in with my surroundings.

“What brings you here?” Sunny asked, voice already accusing. She didn’t even bother to turn her head, staring at whatever family pictures were on the display in front of her.

“Oh, you can see me now?” Hyoyeon flopped onto a chair, bluffing indifference. She nearly crushed her hip upon landing. This is the most deceivingly uncomfortable chair ever. Is the cushion made of cement?

“No-one ever sits in that chair.”

Hyoyeon winced and threw a leg over the side to play off the pain. “I’ll break it in.”

“How often do you frequent Seohyun?”

“How often do you frequent your phone? I sent a lot of unanswered texts last night.”

“I’ve been busy.”

“Too busy to fuckin’ text me back?” Hyoyeon’s voice sounded angrier than she anticipated.

Sunny tilted her head, face expressionless. “Well, obviously you’ve found other ways of preoccupying your time.”

Dear lord, she thinks I’m sleeping with Seohyun. That’s a laugh. “I can’t sit around waiting on you forever, Sunny.”

Seohyun halted at the living room walkway when she detected the tension. Her grip tightened around the slim glass vase. “Am I interrupting?”

Sunny’s eyes shot to the rose. “I could ask you the same thing, Seohyun.”


“What the fuck is this?” Sunny flung something small and shiny at her. It bounced off her chest and skidded onto the floor.

Hyoyeon craned her neck to see. The hair accessory didn’t mean anything to her. Although, Seohyun’s shocked, gaping expression spoke volumes.

“Speechless, Seohyun? First Yuri, then Jessica, and now Hyo? Are you attempting to live precariously through me and Taeyeon via dating partners?”

There’s that damn Jessica name again! Who the hell is she?

Seohyun set the vase onto a table before coolly replying, “As I recall, you’ve never dated Jessica.”

Hyoyeon’s insides leapt for joy. Could this be true? Maybe they’re not as close as I feared. Now, if I steer the conversation my way... “Did you read any of my texts?”

“God, Hyo. Could you chill out about the texts for five seconds?!” Sunny snapped, peeling her eyes from the taller girl.

“It’s a simple one-word answer.”

No, damnit. I did not.”

The fact that she hadn’t made any attempt to check out her messages felt more like a slap in the heart than her previous assumptions. “You’re telling me that you didn’t even try to see what I had to say?”

Sunny cursed under her breath and returned her attention to Seohyun. “So, you don’t deny sleeping with Jessica?”

What about me? She mentioned sleeping with me, too.

“I don’t.”

“Are you feeling pleased with yourself?”

A small, sinister smile. “Very much so.”

“Could you at least have the decency to warn us before banging everyone in our circle of friends?”

“I haven’t slept with Hyoyeon.”

Oh really? That’s what she had to clarify? These people. “Not yet, that is.”

A second face threw her an icy stare. Hyoyeon stood up, chuckling at her own joke. “Calm down, ladies. I’m kidding. Sunny, If you read some of my texts, you’d see that this is all a huge misunderstanding.”

“So, what are you doing here?”

Hyoyeon shrugged. “I’m Yuri’s best friend. I showed up to check on things.”

“A phone call would work.”

“Why do you care? Clearly, Jessica--whoever she is--takes priority. I’ll always be second place to her, no matter what.”

Sunny narrowed her eyes. “Where is this coming from?”

“Geez, Sunny. Just read her texts,” the youngest sighed, rolling her eyes.

“Don’t you tell me what to do. In fact, I’d argue that you have the worst judgement in this room.”

I’d argue that the lady trapped in the closet’s a good contender.

“That’s not fair!” Seohyun countered, crossing her long arms in frustration, “How come I’m the one being blamed for everything?!”

“Because you’re acting like a whore.”

Hoh, shit!

Seohyun’s face paled instantly. “Are--are you--”

“Hold on, children.” Hyoyeon positioned herself between them, unscathed by the eye bullets. “Let’s not resort to name-calling.”

Sunny pushed herself off the edge of the couch. “Why are you defending her?”

Hyoyeon shrank back at the sudden movement. “I’m not. How ‘bout--”

“Yes you are. Are you letting that innocent schoolgirl act work on you, too?”

Excuse me?!” Seohyun inched closer.

“Ladies, ladies. There are more civil--”

“You’re just jealous because you’ve been pathetically pining over Jessica for the longest and I was able to get intimate with her--” She snapped. “-just like that.”

“Spoken like a true whore.”

Hyoyeon’s palm made contact with Seohyun edging forward. “How about we sit and ta--”

“What’s wrong, Seohyun? You have nothing to say to that? Because it’s true. When you said you wanted to have sex, I didn’t think this would be unleashed.”

Seohyun’s lip buttoned up into a pout. Hyoyeon glanced at her balled fists, knuckles turning white. I can’t handle a fight today. Not someone of my size. I may have to call the closeted reinforcements.

“Tell me why, Seohyun. Why would you sleep with her if you gave a single fuck about my feelings?”

Hyoyeon looked up, watching Seohyun’s withering features. Oh no. That’s worse than a girl fight. Please, no tears.

“And you!” Hyoyeon jumped at the slap on the shoulder. “Sooyoung told me you made a pass at Seohyun. Is that how someone in love would act?”

A cold washed over her body. “Y-you--”

“I lied. I read your texts. After I got to Sooyoung’s place last night.”

“What were you doing there?”

“I was depressed. I needed to talk to someone who didn’t know all my friends.”

Ugh, Sooyoung. “She snitched on me?”

“Chill. I did most of the talking. It was a rough night and I had to stay sober to do this today.”

“What happened? I’ll make it better.”

Sunny snorted mockingly. “You’re full of shit.”


“You manned the "No Commitment" platform. Never spoke about wanting anything serious. Now all of a sudden, you do? I’m supposed to welcome you with open arms? After hearing you defend Seohyun? After seeing you all over Tiffany...”

Hyoyeon’s voice boomed out in a squeaky husk, “We made up for that!”

“You think fucking all night makes it go away!?”

“It helps!

“You’re not good at this ‘acquiring a girlfriend’ thing.”

“Look who’s talking,” Seohyun commented, looking down at her nails casually.

“Goddamnit, Seohyun. I love you. Don’t make me punch you square in the face.”

At that, Hyoyeon heard a thump from the closet door. “But you won’t, will you Sunny?! Or else BAD, BAD events will transpire!”

The high volume pissed Sunny off even more. “And there you go sticking up for her again!”

The blonde was too busy trying to convince Yuri to stay hidden. I’m starting for forget why. My health is in danger. “YOU’RE SUCH A KIDDER, SUNNY. Nothing violent going on. Nope!”

“Why are you acting so crazy!?”

“Because we all know that you’d flatten Seohyun, so let’s just skip that step.”

Seohyun sputtered out, “T-that’s not necessarily--”


“HYOYEON. FUCK. Stop yelling!”

She pulled light locks from her reddening ears. “Fuck you, Sunny. And fuck that Jessica bitch.”

“No, fuck you because she was an amazing date until this one ruined it.”

At that, both Hyoyeon and Seohyun's voices erupted in a tangle of anger.

“Oh, so THAT’S where you--”

“Did you seriously consider--”


“You are truly pathetic, then.”

“God, I can’t understand you at the same time!” Sunny spat.

Seohyun didn’t wait to give Hyoyeon a chance to speak. “Are we going to loosely call the Thai dinner a date? No, honey. That’s just sad.”

“First of all,” Sunny pointed a stiff finger in her face. “don’t you ‘honey’ me or Hyoyeon will be ‘honeying’ you to the emergency room.”


SHUT UP!” Seohyun and Sunny screamed in unison.

Fine, but when that bull of a girl comes charging in here half-naked and disoriented, I’m gonna feign ignorance.

The sharp crack of thunder put them all to silence. There’s a storm going on both inside and out.

Sunny turned back to the taller girl. “SECONDLY, I’m not talking about that awful dinner, I’m referring to last night. You called when I had my face between her legs.”

Hyoyeon covered her ears. “LA LA LA LA--I can’t hear this. I can’t.”

“That wasn’t even me!” Seohyun replied, voice still shrill.

“Then, who was it?”

“How am I supposed to know?! I spent the the whole night here with my parents.”

“Likely story.”

“It’s the truth.”

“Plot twist! Looks like Jessica is the true whore of the story.” Hyoyeon ignored their glares while she snickered to herself.

“Don’t talk about her like that.” Sunny’s eyed her like she committed a sin.

She waved off the jest. “Oh please. I already lost. Next.”


NEXT.” Hyoyeon picked up her phone from the cement chair. “Obviously, you care more about Jessica than me, so...”

“Did I say that?”

“You didn’t have to. I expressed my feelings and you didn’t give them a bit of consideration. I fucking confessed my love for you.”

“Well, the environment wasn’t exactly the most accommodating.”

Hyoyeon shook her head. “I give up on this relationship biz. Next.”


The blonde whipped around as if the words formed a lasso. “Coward, who!?”

“This worked out exactly how you wanted. You wanted this to fail. If you really cared, you’d tell me straight up. Not with these lame texts.”

LAME?! I spilled my heart out!”

Hardly. Sure, I wanted more with you, but you shat on that notion from the beginning. Once I express interest in someone else, you have the perfect excuse to dodge responsibility. You carry yourself like such a badass...”

"I am badass." No matter how much I suddenly want to watch sappy movies and shovel ice cream into my stupid mouth until this hole in my chest is full.

"You're a punk. I'm not impressed."

“I-ah-you...” Hyoyeon attempted a smile to fight off the flushed heat coloring her cheeks. “You’ve gotta be kidding me. I SAID I LOVE YOU. DOES THAT COUNT FOR NOTHING?!”






Ju-who? For a second, Hyoyeon believed the even voice to be Yuri’s until an older woman appeared in the doorway. She fastened her dripping umbrella.

“M-Mother!” Seohyun’s posture straightened and voice lowered as she stepped up to her. “You’re home early.”

“I got a call from a neighbor about unfamiliar cars in the driveway. I rush home to hear a very vulgar shouting match in my home. Why aren’t you in class?”

“I...I took a day off, Mother.”

“We’ll address this later.” Worried, wrinkled eyes scanned the two other girls. Her face transformed from concern to disgust. “Lee Sunkyu. You’re here. And your hair is purple.”

Sunkyu? Juhyun? Are these chicks running from the law?

Sunny politely smiled, eyes remaining dead. “That’s right.”

“I’m sorry. I don’t think I know you. Your name is...?”

Hyoyeon shuddered at the arctic eye contact. It’s like Seohyun’s ice glare times nine thousand. “My name’s Jessica, ma’am.”


“Yes. You got it.” She fought back a revealing grin.


“As American as apple pie and Michael Jackson.”

“Should have known. Jessica, I’d like for you and your dirty mouth to leave.”

“With pleasure.” Hyosica grasped Sunny by the shoulder and pulled her along. She saluted to Seohyun standing there helplessly.

“I won't tolerate those kinds of women spending time with you,” Seohyun’s mother pointedly declared as they walked by.

Hyosica whistled over her shoulder, slipping out the door. “Yuri, let’s go!”

Seohyun’s mother shrieked at Yuri bursting from the closet door. The disheveled woman had on an oversized men’s coat and an unwavering tense smile.

“Hate to leave so quickly. Thanks for letting me borrow this jacket, Seo--uh, Juhyun.” She bowed three times while rattling off more words. “Seeyouatschoolokaygottagobye!”

Out they went. Sunny made sure to slam the door.

Next Chapter: Sooyoung!

[Yuri: LOL]

Current Mood: busybusy
Current Music: Brown Eyed Girls- After Club
sonyuhshigay: Tiffanysonyuhshigay on August 14th, 2013 07:32 am (UTC)


I come here to retroactively leave a comment on the last entry and I find THIS. Omfg. THIS WAS DELICIOUS. The screaming and the Yuri trapped in the closet and the Hyosun arguing. I loved it. (Sexy little alien tho, omg XD)

Seohyun >_> You are making me hate her. She is straight-up home-wrecker. SHE DISSED SUNNY'S FEELINGS FOR JESSICA. Nuh uh. Not on my watch. Ugh I dunno what I want anymore though. I'm starting to think Jessica doesn't even deserve Sunny. Hyosun could work if Hyoyeon got her shit together, hmmm. And y'aknow, 2ny if we're going for left field here.

But! Since I didn't get to comment on the last one, omg my Taeny heart T-T I want them to be together 5evar......but then you made me want Taengsic!!!!! What is this. Ugh.

Polyamory. It's the only solution.
checkinyourbra: sunny01checkinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 12:51 am (UTC)
LOL reactions!! Hahaha delicious! I love that word, so I'm extra happy. :DD Are you a fan of yell-y drama? ^__^

Oh noz! Hate D: Ah, but now I remember that you're very pro-Sunny. I mean, who wouldn't be. She's such a sexy little alien! :3 But yeah, things aren't going well between her and Seobb. :((( Poor Sunnybunny deserves love~~

Yaayyyy retroactive commentary! Annnnddd ship conflict. :0 LOL

"Polyamory. It's the only solution."--I like this line so much.

Thanks for readinggg. :D
soneforeversoneforever on August 14th, 2013 07:49 am (UTC)
I'm usually a silent reader but there's just so much going on I just HAD to comment. This story has been amazing since chapter 1 and it just keeps getting better and better :) First of all, that HyoSunSeo fight was intense.
“How come I’m the one being blamed for everything?!”
“Because you’re acting like a whore.”
Hoh, shit!
I had the EXACT same reaction as Hyoyeon xD And when she told Seohyun's mom that her name was Jessica I laughed way more than I was supposed to.
“Plot twist! Looks like Jessica is the true whore of the story.”
This. This line is just pure gold. Let's see... there was that kiss with Sooyoung, almost sexy time with Sunny. Actual sexy time with Yoona and Seohyun. Had a thing for Tiffany (correct me if I'm wrong) and has some sort of safety relationship pact with Taeyeon. Hate to say this about my bias but since this is about as real as a leprechaun with a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, Jessica you are a little whore xD But that's the charm of this story and I love it x)
Keep up the good work! I'm still waiting for some sort of confrontation between all nine of them at the same time, maybe at Soo's bar or something. And then there will be cat-fights between Seo and Yoon, and Hyo and Jess, and Sunny and Yul and- oh lord, I'm rambling. Can't wait to hear Soo's point of view in all this in the next chapter! :D
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:00 am (UTC)
GASP! A silent reader appears!!

Omg thanksss for following my story!! >.< I really appreciate it. It's awesome that you emerged from the shadows to drop such an entertaining comment!! :DDD

Hahaha looks like that fight got quite a reaction. Awww Jessica: The charming, ~sexually free~ woman. hehe. Too bad some of her actions get her into so much trouble. Still, Hyo's lines are so fun to write. That girl's jokes hit the nail on the head, huh? :P

You're not rambling, bb. Will all of them eventually be in the same place at the same time? POSSIBLY.

So glad to hear from you!! Don't be a stranger ^^
stephanstarr on August 14th, 2013 10:13 am (UTC)

Man, i dont even know anymore. RIght now i'm just riding on the whole thing and just enjoying every chapter LOL no more attachments from this fellow right here.
checkinyourbra: yuri01checkinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:05 am (UTC)

Awwww no more attachments at all? Not even a little one? Go ahead. You can tell me. ;)

sle3piesle3pie on August 14th, 2013 11:11 am (UTC)
Wow..another intense and action packed chapter..I might need to re-read it in the morning, don't think I can comprehend everything that happened.. Though sunny seemed to think that Jesus abandoned her for Seohyun.. so I wonder what happens when hyosunseori discover about yoonsic. more drama as per usual, though I am curious what Sooyoung chapter will involve.. I'm guessing a flash forward.. our flash back?? Our maybe soona? thanks for the update.
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:16 am (UTC)
I hope that that morning read served you well! ^^

Am I throwing too much out there at once? Gotta keep up the momentum, ya know? :3 Hahahaha I'm sure you meant to say Jessica, but Jesus works. Jessisus, tbh. XD So many things for HyoSunSeoRi to find out--as if they needed MORE drama. XD Well, you can be sure that Sooyoung will bring new info. ;D lol

Thank youuuuu~~
I la- la- la- love youregreted on August 14th, 2013 03:15 pm (UTC)
Sunkyu? Juhyun? Are these chicks running from the law?
imma hold a spot with this.

you know i'll be back!

holy mother of kims!!!!!! the natural universe conspires to represent soonkyu's feellings? my ghad, that's one hell of an enterence.

seobb is a bad ass mother fucker. she's fucking insanely cool while sunny's about to kill her.

“How often do you frequent Seohyun?” <---- loved this.

and soonkyu's hot little panties are on fire, why she lied to hyobb, cos she thought she was getting it in with the maknae??? tsk tsk, soonkyu you think seobb has NO standards...

eh... maybe that was harsh but really your hyo's a bit of an... ass aquired taste.

plus, hasnt our little homewrecker only really actually by the book banged jessi?

truefact though, seo's hella lucky her momma walked in when she did and not earlier. dude that could have been bad.

"Seohyun didn’t wait to give Hyoyeon a chance to speak. “Are we going to loosely call the Thai dinner a date? No, honey. That’s just sad.”" bah hahahahahahaha seohyun's been hiding a serious bitch under that nice girl act.

“Plot twist! Looks like Jessica is the true whore of the story.” <--- WGTG summed up.

dude dude dude!!!!!! you've still got the best cards up your sleeves???? what's next did jessi-tiff go to SY's bar to get back yoong? is that where the hyosunri is headed too as well? is juhyunn gonna channel her rage into coming clean to her momma about sexing everyone, cos momma seo's gotta be hella suspicious by now.

did sunny really just shit on hyo's feelings? hyo's new take on life just crashed and burned, and then who's side is syoo on? and when is she gonna realize she's gay for hyosic? is there about to be an orgy...!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? what about taeyeon? is she still crying in the bathroom? AHHHHH! i can't wait.

bye now! XOXO -gossip girl.

Edited at 2013-08-14 11:28 pm (UTC)
checkinyourbra: Seotae01checkinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:24 am (UTC)
Re: Sunkyu? Juhyun? Are these chicks running from the law?

HAHAH YESSS!!! The natural universe is ~one~ with Sunny's feels. Gotta have a dramatic entrance for such a dramatic chapter.

Hehehe do you enjoy calm, cool duncurr Seolady? I guess that's how she deals with that sort of confrontation. Omg Hyo=No standards? GOOORRRRLLL baahahaha She still hasn't won you over, eh? :P

Yep. Technically, Seolady's only banged Jessica. And *evil laugh* I loveddddd writing her all bitchy and cool. Everyone has their limits once they're confronted.

Who Gets the Girl? by checkinyourbra
Summary: "Plot twist! Looks like Jessica is the true whore of the story."


Do I still have my best cards hidden? SO MANY THINGS TO ADDRESS. I'M FREAKING OUTTTTT. Hopefully I'll wrap this up aptly. :0000

ps. asking about Taeyeon crying in the bathroom made me lol irl. Aww my Taey.



yuukistar22yuukistar22 on August 14th, 2013 05:03 pm (UTC)
FUCK! I just wrote a long ass comment and i fucking deleted it by accident. How the hell did i manage that? I have no clue. URGH. Right let's start again.

Prepare for many F bombs like in this chapter, i tend to swear a lot when i'm excited...though you've probably noticed that. ;)

FUCK. This...just this....Urgh. You've had me squealing like a little girl for the umpteanth time. My neighbors are going to get the wrong impression...the really wrong impression. OH WELL. Screw them! They've had to put up with snsd blaring out on my sound system 24/7 ever since i moved in. So fuck em'.

Spazzing @ Sunny's dramatic entrance. That was just genius. Reminded me of when the murderer shows up in a horror movie and the pinnacle duh duh duhhhh moment rings in the background.

SUNNY, YOU CAN BE MY SEXY ALIEN! I'LL BLOW YOU OUT OF THIS WORLD! Fuck me that was lame, the pun sounded a lot better in my head.


Additional spazzing over the HyoSun arguing just like a couple. Part of me is totally for them being a real thing and not just casual but the other part is just wanting Hyoyeon to remain the amazing player she is because that shit is gold, but that's just selfish of me. Oh and not forgetting HyoHyun because that shit would be fucking hilarious with all of Seohyun's sex talk and Hyoyeon's amazing witty comebacks. *Sigh* I know that wouldn't happen though.

"Maybe if I just stand here, I'll blend in with my surroundings." That's right bby, you blend in like a sexy chameleon...i don't know how chameleons can even be sexy, just go with it.

“Spoken like a true whore.”I gave Sunny a 'mmmm damn gurrrl', I felt she deserved it, that was an amazing counter.

LOL @ Hyoyeon's "Not yet, that is." God,I love her.

OH SHIT SON! Seohyun's Mom (fuck that feels weird to write, we say it as Mum over here) Fuck it, i'll just say mother. As i was saying, wasn't expecting that. I was thinking more along the lines of Yoona coming to fuck shit up with Seohyun but this was a pleasant surprise.

More spazzing (what there's more?!) over Yuri's hasty escape from the closet, i was starting to wonder if she was going to stay in there all day.

My advice is that they all just take their anger out in an angry foursome, that way everybody will be happy, including me.

Damn, this comment is a lot longer than i thought. I ramble on too much, i'm sorry.

Anyway, love this, love you, love everything for some reason. Can't wait for Sooyoungie, keep up the amazing work bby. Byeeeeeeee <3

Edited at 2013-08-14 08:14 pm (UTC)
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:32 am (UTC)
AHHHHHH that comment-losing thing happened to me before, too! Were you on your phone? That's what happened to me. :(

Either way, this comment was so full of win. I don't mind les f-bombs at all. ^^

"My neighbors are going to get the wrong impression...the really wrong impression. OH WELL. Screw them! They've had to put up with snsd blaring out on my sound system 24/7 ever since i moved in. So fuck em'. "----THIS. ALL OF THIS SO HARD. WHYYYY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?! MUAHAHHAHAHA omgggggg

No doubt that Hyosun heard dun dun DUNNNNN in their heads at Sunny's appearance.

hahahaha I still loved your pun. That was hilar. XDDD And YES. Sexy!Alien Sunny. :3 Oh, Fellow perv--good taste.

'Arguing like a couple' is presh. They have so many ~feelingssss~, don't they? Hyoyeon opens her mouth and spins gold. No need to feel selfish about such a thing. XD

Sexy chameleons. Sexy aliens. It all works.

"LOL @ Hyoyeon's "Not yet, that is." God,I love her."---That's because you ARE her character irl.

MOM > MUM ALWAYS. hehehe but really, I don't mind. Glad that SeoMama's appearance was unexpected. I'd bee MORTIFIED if I was Seohyun. Gaahhh. Knowing Yuri, she would stay there all day and night. That girl..

I love your rambling, bb. You never fail to make me smile :D I need to keep a count on how many times people have mentioned some threesome/foursome/orgy in general.


rilakkuyoonarilakkuyoona on August 14th, 2013 05:12 pm (UTC)
I actually read this last night, but certain circumstances prevented me from commenting right away. :( So I was folding my clothes and listening to f(x)'s Goodbye Summer (which is totally my jam rn) when my sister walked by, screaming, "Oh my God! I'm tired of- TURN THAT OFF NOW!" Then she proceeded to grab a bar of chocolate from the fridge and eat it like she didn't just raise her voice on me like that. She's so emotionally unstable nowadays, since she returned from Vegas. For that outburst, I'm not gonna only hide her pillows, but her mattress too. Then she will have to sleep on the bed frame like Alex from Orange is the New Black. Heh.

Anyhow, I loooooove this chapter. Best confrontation ever. Hyoyeon is so precious, I love this woman. Sunny, why do you not want this precious Hyo? 'Cause she a ho? "Closeted reinforcements" totally made my day. Actually, all of Hyo's thoughts and actions did. And dat chair. For some reason, it reminds me of the time when three of my thick-boned cousins sat on the family couch and bent it into two. Nobody would sit on it anymore but we kept it around anyway just because. Worst judgement in the room, healing the world, my name is Jessica... Ah, Hyo seriously has the best thoughts/lines. She confessed to Sunnyyyyyyyy but no Hyosun. Yet. I am totally looking forward to Hyosica's official meeting.

And half-naked Yuri being trapped in the closet is so priceless, especially with Hyoyeon trying to keep her calm in there. Then she just suddenly bursts out hahaha I pictured it in my mind perfectly. Very nice. Wonder what would've happened if Seohyun's mother didn't show up... Angry Hyosun sexytimes in the living room?

Ugh, I have all these appointments today to go to... Gross. I gotta get ready and stuff so I'll see you later bb~
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:38 am (UTC)
:00000 OMG your family life ahhahaha. She yelled at you then snacked on some chocolate? That's so hiding-of-pillows-and-mattress-worthy. XDDD Hope she treats you better soon. ♥

Hyo the ho? LOL Hyoyeon's silly, funny, and totally goofy over Sunny and it was such a pleasure to write. It's awesome that you find her antics precious.


I wonder what would have went down if Hyo wasn't there to keep Yuri calm in the closet? Angry Hyosun times sounds hot. >__> hmmmmm.

Have fun at your appointments, bb! LOL. You sound soo busy. :3
astrantiapetalsastrantiapetals on August 14th, 2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL omg, this chapter was so eventful and hilarious to boot! Great update! Of course not exactly fond of Sunny's arguing tactics. For some reason, i'm curious as to what Seohyun's mom looks like...

Thanks again for the update! ^_^
checkinyourbra: sunny01checkinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:40 am (UTC)
Ahhh yes, the slut-shaming arguments. I LOVE SEXUAL EXPRESSION. Obviously. :3

I picture WGTG Seohyun as a terrifying, refined lady.

Glad to pull some laughs out of you!!

Thank youuu. Can't wait for your next chapter! :D
dyestaindyestain on August 16th, 2013 09:03 am (UTC)
Hi, so I'm the awkward anon that left a comment on chap 13 saying I'd make an account to follow this story properly and here I am haha

Goddamn it I'm now in love with this story. I don't know how you manage to juggle all the plot lines and character interactions so seamlessly and always seem to have something else up your sleeve to keep us on our toes ;)

“Plot twist! Looks like Jessica is the true whore of the story.” I know a few others have mentioned this before, but this line is perfect. Hyoyeon in this is absolutely hilarious and adds a certain zest that I really enjoy! She's so precious in this chapter and I love the fact that she's okay with acting dumb to make sure Yuri doesn't get herself into shit and make things worse with Seohyun/Sunny haha

Can't wait for the next chapter! Sooyoung seems like the dark horse, as she seems to be the most level headed and generally liked by all the other characters so far. I'm hoping that she just ends up as the HBIC and tells everyone to sit the fuck down and sort out their business.

Thanks for the regular updates! :D
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:46 am (UTC)
I remember youuuuu! *squeeeeezeee*

You got on LJ! Welcome!! :D I try my best to keep things rolling and consistent. You should see me when I notice holes in the story. It's a code red until it's corrected. XD

Hyoyeon's the ultimate buddy for Yuri in that sense. Hid her from the drama and a very awful situation because nobody knows how to control their emotions, apparently. That plot twist comment really resonated with people! Picking on Jessica is always fun. My confused bb.

Sooyoung is well-adjusted and clear-headed. There has to be ONE person who has these qualities. XD Let's see what she brings to the table.

"I'm hoping that she just ends up as the HBIC and tells everyone to sit the fuck down and sort out their business."--This totes sounds like something in her alley!!

THANK YOUUU for commenting! :D
kotegawa87kotegawa87 on August 16th, 2013 11:09 am (UTC)
Wau Seobaby is really cruel...
Why has she to said that things to sunny?
I'mean... Is not her fault that jessica doesn't look at her the same way...
That.... Aaahhhhh
And the whore part...
It was like pafffff!!!!!
And slap in the face
And hyo comfess... But with a text messege
What is she? 12?

I just need to know whats going to happend...
Aaahhhh \o\...... /o/ (again me running in circles).....

Thanks for the update....
I can't help it but feel that i like you soo much!!
checkinyourbra: seohyun02checkinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 01:50 am (UTC)
Seohyun turns super bitchy when confronted, apparently! She's really something. XD

Poor Sunny has to deal with all these things while hurting. :(


Ahhhhh confessions via text. I had some friends that would send me HUGE news via text and it's always like, "WAIT, WHAT?!!" haha

Girrrrrlll I hope you take a break from running in circles to eat.

Aww shucks. I really like you, too. :") Thanksss!!
dashelots: ellendashelots on August 16th, 2013 01:17 pm (UTC)
So... an upside to always being super late to your updates is that technically I don't have to wait very long for the next one. Hoorah!

But oh my GOD this was all I could have asked for and more.Because not only was there the hilarious dynamic of pissed off Sunny, peace-keeper Hyo, flippant duncurr Seohyun and stuck-in-the-closet Yuri but SEOHYUN'S MUM coming in and omg I loved it.

Despite the general hilarity that resulted from this chapter I feel like I got a lot of good insight into the individual ~feelings~ of the characters too. Sunny is obvs super hurt over the whole situation (and rightfully so, my bb ;~;) in order to get so crude with Seo. Hyo is more whipped than I thought and it's both adorable and pathetic while still being hilair. I feel like the more sex Seohyun has the more 'i'm a BAMF' she gets haha, but then she's still a little child when her mum comes to the yard and scolds her. Yuri - well, Yuri was otherwise occupied for the majority of the chapter but omg her small appearance was my favourite thing ever. Such an idiot that one is.

I actually ugly laughed at the 'sexy little alien' line too, :') Hyo's so great.

All in all, you're perf, this was perf and some of the well-rounded human being is always welcome in my life so I am eagerly anticipating next chapter.

until then (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
dashelots: jiadashelots on August 16th, 2013 01:26 pm (UTC)

Commending more of Hyo's one-liners as they deserve all of the awards. "OH, SUNNY. YOU CARD." Sunny, you card. I LOVE THIS EXPRESSION and will use it at every opportunity from now on.

And I need to talk more about my bb Sunny, she must feel so betrayed, like a close friend sleeping with the girl you're ~in love with~ and Sunny finding out about it just after Jessica had left her hot and flustered and ugh SO NOT COOL. All my creys. The adorbs TaeSunSeo friendship shenanigans feels done for good. NOOO.

I despite how much I want this fic to end in rainbows and puppy dogs I don't think that's gonna happen and T__T (but really I love all dis drama, you know that~)
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exp_ithetaexp_itheta on August 16th, 2013 03:35 pm (UTC)
Hello~~~ Finally got around to reading this chapter! I'm late! I'm late! Sorry~ *presents cookies*

Okay I'll try to go through the chapter systematically:

1. Pissed!Sunny:
There's a badass dramatic entrance for our little HBIC, ohohoho. I swear I could hear horror movie opening scene music when I read this bit. Something bad's about to go down fo sho.

She's snarky and doesn't mince her words <3 That line where she asks Hyo how often she frequent Hyo had me going "Oh burn, baby, burn!" in my head. Heheh.

She also remembers to match her dramatic entrance with an equally dramatic exit hurhur. BAM!

2. Hyo's POV:
Is the best, I swear. The mild incredulity that comes through in her dialogue and internal monologue really resonates with me as a reader, because she's also pretty much an observer like the reader. She's also effortlessly funny when she desperately tries to maintain her badass-ness despite being so out of her element and caught in the middle of a ridiculous situation.

Her attempts to keep the "closeted reinforcements" informed is pure gold. Hohoho.

3. Seohyun's multiple misfortunes:
I couldn't help but cackle when things devolved from bad to worse hahahaha. All the dubious life choices she's been making just suddenly came back to bite her in the ass. AT THE SAME TIME. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

IDK why but it's just absolutely hilarious. I love how she manages to maintain the poised and perfect little girl act until she SNAPS when Sunny calls her a whore. THEN ALL the CRAYCRAY SHE'S BEEN BOTTLING UP COMES OUT TO PLAY HURHURHURHUR.

Also, her mother. Best timing ever. What's Seo--ahem--Juhyun gonna doooooo~~

(Okay, I realise I probably sound as quite cracked now LOL. Oh well~)

4. Closet!Yuri:
Just adds to the insanity of it all Also, worst exit evar, get it together Yul!

5. Random thoughts:
Head vs Heart Lady Parts:
- Thinks with brain: Yoona, Sooyoung, Sunny
- Thinks with both brain and lady parts (i.e. poor conflicted bbs): Jessica, Yuri
- Thinks with lady parts: Seohyun, Hyoyeon
- Doesn't really think that much (read: DEM IDIOTS): Taeyeon, Tiffany

Okay. I'm done. Basically, perfect chapter is perfect. Thanks for the perfect chapter <3 Can't wait for more~

Edited at 2013-08-16 03:36 pm (UTC)
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 02:16 am (UTC)
:000000 Oh snap. First comment at it's EPIC. And numbered! Organization!!! :D

I'll take that cookies, tyvm.

1. HBIC only deserve the most dramatic of entrances >:D Ahhh yes, the "Frequency of Seohyun" comment. That's a popular one. XD She just got right to it, right. You put it best--she doesn't mince her words. DRAMATIC ENTRANCE NEEDS A DRAMATIC EXIT. In Seohyun's mama's face!

2. That's a good way of looking at it. She's pretty much watching along with the viewer, so her thoughts are all her own. hahaha Writing for her is great. Comic relief people make ultra dramatic moments more palatable.

3. Oh, it's fun to LOL at character misfortune. Even if it's my Seobb. Still, gurl is NOT happy right now. Her bitch!mode and cry!mode bubbled up once Sunny called her out. And the mama! BAM.

(I like cracked comments. They're jawesome and match this crack!story.)

4. Yuri has such a hard time doing the simplest of things. :P

5. YAAAYYY a list! I LOVE LISTS. Omg Taeny as "Dem Idiots" Bahahahaha You're funny!

Thank youuuuu so much!!! Really. AND KEEP WRITING. I love reading just as much, so I'll be watching out for ya. ;)

 a.C.planet_ac on August 17th, 2013 05:51 am (UTC)
This is like watching a sitcom only better since it stars SNSD! Man, Hyo cracks me up and lol at Yuri bursting out of the closet. I still feel bad for Sunny, though. At this stage, I'm trying very hard to guess who will end up with who. So much drama, so unsettling. At first, I thought TaeNy is surely THE confirmed couple but the previous chapter had me thinking again.

Well, truth is, I hardly ever read OT9 or fics with multiple pairings -- or even TaeNy. Tyvm for making me read out of my ship! I'm having fun!

May I just ask how long you intend for this to be? Doesn't seem remotely close to ending, not that I'm complaining or anything.
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 05:58 am (UTC)
Oh cool! We're online at the same time! :3

Hehehe a sitcom. It'd be trendy and on the ~deluxe~ channels, right?? XD It was fun to get goofy in this chapter after the wave of feels last update.

Awwwww yaaaayyy!! Tbh, I haven't read too many ot9s either. Maybe I will once this fic is over.

My ending deadline for myself is 35 chappies + an epilogue chapter, so 36 in all.

Thanksssss :)))
하류cateyes330 on August 17th, 2013 02:02 pm (UTC)
Lol thank God I didn't miss this haha But let me catch my flight first and I'll give you a proper comment in a few hours haha :)
checkinyourbracheckinyourbra on August 17th, 2013 05:50 pm (UTC)
Hehe nifty! Have a safe flight, bb! :3
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anhthud2 on August 19th, 2013 04:38 am (UTC)
i'm soooo SeoRi that this is a million days late! school has been destroying my soul. forgive me if i don't manage to comment on your future updates :((((((( R2D2 will always be there in spirit lol

omg this whole thing was just so FEISTY rawrrrrr. seohyun is such a secret bitch under that innocent facade!!! she really held her own. omg hyoyeon is hilarious as fuck! i feel freakin terrible that sunny pretty much ripped out her heart and put it in a blender, but her nonchalant little front always made me laugh. everyone was so "imma cut a bitch" and the atmosphere was sooooo fiery and intense, and then out runs kwon yuri from the freaking closet. i died, seriously.
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 19th, 2013 06:58 am (UTC)
SCHOOL DESTROYING YOUR SOUL?!?! WHO DO I NEED TO BEAT UP? And no need to be SeoRi, your reasons are Jesstified. XDDD

Awww, well I look forward to times that you can give your awesome feedback. ^^

FIESTY is a really good word for this chapter. :000 Looks like everyone's putting up a front in this chapter. UGHHH hearts in blenders suck, but only Hyo could make such a situation funny. :3 Hahaha a perfect Yuri-ending for a dramatic situation.

Thanks for taking time from your loss-of-soul to comment!!! ♥