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19 August 2013 @ 02:38 am
Who Gets the Girl? [on-going]  

Title: Who Gets the Girl? [Chapter 24]

Players: Sooyoung, Yoona, Jessica, Tiffany, Hyoyeon, Yuri, Mention of Seohyun, Sunny

Pairing(s): Yoonsic, Yoonyul, Mention of Seori, Seosic, Hyosun

Rating: PG-13 + some language

Genre: AU, Rom-Com Drama-Llama.

Warning(s): I pulverize ships, apparently.

Disclaimer: I don't own Soshi. I don't own anyone, in fact. All Fiction.

Chap. Summary: Yoona and everyone's favorite straight girl get more company than expected.

Author's Notes: PG-13...we meet again. Speaking of meeting--Yulsic met! haha You’ll notice that this day is actually REALLY long (spanning for a few more chapters) ‘cause things keep happening back-to-back. Happy reading!

24- Sooyoung

“Is this desk lamp yours?” Sooyoung turned the purple mini-lamp over, checking the bottom for a name.

Yoona shook her head, cramming several stuffed animals into a big plastic bag. “No. That’s hers.”

Sooyoung bent down to lug a huge tackle box from underneath Yuri’s desk. She curiously unlatched the top and whistled at the array of painting supplies. “I’m assuming this painting junk is hers, too.”

“Take the gouache out of there. I paid for it and it was freakin’ expensive.” Yoona stood straight up and pointed. “I bought that box, too. Empty the rest of that crap into the bag.”

With a grunt, Sooyoung noisily dumped its contents into the same bag as the stuffed animals. Yoona flung the lamp on top and steadily moved onto other items in Yuri’s side of the room.

Sooyoung fell backwards onto the bed, allowing her arms to fan out limply across the covers. “Are you going to call her?”

Yoona tightened her ponytail, avoiding eye contact. “I have nothing to say to Yuri.”

“Not Yuri--Jessica.

Yoona sighed at the mention of her name; then, resumed to open the closet to snatch non-Yoona-esque shirts from hangers. “Why should I?”

Because I comforted that grouchy, lovesick drunk. “She must have been fawning over you for months.”

“Ya think? I was there.”

Prickly Yoona. She has reason to be, though. “I get that. C'mon--she was single when she slept with her. You were engaged at the time.”

Yoona examined a multicolored scarf, eyes getting hazy. Yuri made that for Yoona on their first Christmas together. After another few seconds, she tossed it over her shoulder to join the rest of the shunned clothing.

“I’m not saying that you have to forgive her immediately.”

“Why is this such a big deal for you?”

You’re always there for me. Supported me through every failed relationship and strange encounter. Including the aftermath of that confusing Hyo experiment. I owe you so much for being the shoulder I cried on when my parents rejected my non-Korean boyfriend. “Because I know that feeling,” you told me. Even though your parents took your sexuality well, you had to deal with the unaccepting Kwons. Always the rock--my Im Yoona. Let me help you now.

Sooyoung sat up and scoured the emptying room for anything that exuded Yuri-ness.

“You know what? I don’t know. But I do. I feel like that Seohyun thing was a fluke.”

Don’t say that name in this house.”

“I forgot. Geez.” She retrieved a stuffed panda bear from the bag and squished its simple face. At least Yoona has the courtesy to give her stuff back. I’d probably go apeshit and burn anything that reminded me of a cheater.

“Her blatantly fake manners and bitchy attitude during the dinner were maddening. My jaws ached from all the forced smiling. I can’t believe Yuri went for a bitch.” Yoona turned around. “Am I a bitch?”

“Only when we’re playing games.”

“That’s not bitchy. It’s staying true to the rules.”

“Call it what you want.” Sooyoung coughed out a chuckle when she pulled at the last drawer of their dresser. “Ooh. I think I found your sex toy stash.”

“Oh god.” Yoona sprinted over and kicked it shut. “I’m keeping those.”

“All of them?”

“I’m newly single. I have needs.”

“Speaking of needs...” She ignored her friend's eyes rolling at her playful grin, “you never told me what you and Jessica did last night.”

“We slept.”


“Yes. But, not in the way you’re suggesting.”

The taller girl clutched the panda and dramatically squeezed it to her bosom. “Did she hold you in her arms throughout night, whispering that she’ll make all things right in the world?”

Yoona’s glimmer of a smile didn’t escape her watchful eye. “Not exactly.”

“Any physical contact?”

“Jessica was the outer spoon.”

She squealed and hugged the panda tighter. I may have to steal this one. It’s super cute. “You two spooned!? How intimate!”

“Yes. Whatever.”

Ugh,” Sooyoung bounced the bear in lap, legs crossed. “you lesbians are so lucky. Whenever my boyfriend spoons me, he gets an insta-boner.”


“Oh, please. Don’t get high and mighty. I’m sure you enjoyed those boobies squished onto your back. Girl boner alert!”

Yoona openly smiled as she chucked a flip-flop at her head. Sooyoung squawked at the intrusion, returning the favor by pelting the woman with a less-cute bear from the bag. It’s about time I see that wide, Joker smile today.

They giddily threw more items at each other until Yoona collapsed onto the bed, rolling in laughter. Sooyoung’s lanky body hit the space next to her, thoroughly proud of lightening the atmosphere. She studied Yoona’s face, noticing it turn pensive as she stroked the pillow at her side. A lop-sided grin remained on her face, but her mind was somewhere else. This is the best time to bring it up. “Yoona?”


“I know you had sex with her.”

Yoona’s eyes stayed on the ceiling, fingers still running over the pillow.

Sooyoung continued. “You, uh...smelled like sex when you got into my car. You don’t have to lie to me, okay?”

The hand stopped, balling into a fist. “I didn’t lie to you. We didn’t have sex last night. It happened this morning. Should I feel bad?”

Pfft. No. Have you forgotten my laundry list of college clown rebounds?”

“Never. I ran into one of them a couple weeks ago.”

“I hope you did it with your car.”

“He wasn’t worth it.”

Soooo..” Sooyoung nudged her in the side. “How’d your first not-Yuri romp in the sheets go?”

Yoona pursed her lips, obviously pinching out a smile. “Way hotter than I imagined. She offered, but I did most of the work. It was fun having a pillow queen for once.”

“Spoken like my favorite homosexual.”

A pillow instantly knocked her in the cheek. She clawed at its corner to hurl back when the doorbell sounded.

“I’m not getting that.” Yoona immediately got to her feet, back on the course of packing Yuri’s unwanted possessions.

“You think she forgot her keys?”

“What else is new?”

Sooyoung swung her long legs off the bed, bounding to the front door. Can’t lie; all this drama’s so entertaining. Sure, she hurt for Yoona, but watching events unfold before her eyes fulfilled the amusement quota of her week. The panda plushie sat comfortably cradled on her hip as she swung the door open.

“S-Sooyoung?” Jessica stuttered, lifting huge sunglasses from her startled face.

“Jessica! Hi.” Sooyoung nodded at other girl whose red-rimmed eyes were on the panda. I recognize her from the club on Thursday. The one Hyo drooled all over. I wonder what had her crying. “What a pleasant surprise!”

Jessica and her curious friend shared a confused glance. “Do you live here?”

“Nope. Just a frequent visitor. I should have my own key, really.”

A smirk. “Is that the boyfriend you were talking about?”

Sooyoung hugged the bear closer to her side. “We all need someone to hold us sometimes. But, no. My man’s flesh and blood. And human.” She stepped aside, guiding them into the living room. “Don’t mind the mess. We’re doing some packing.”

“Is she moving out?” The dark-haired friend asked, lifting a rolled-up poster to peep inside.

“The opposite.” Sooyoung shifted the poster box around to reveal “Yuri’s shit” haphazardly scrawled onto its side in black Sharpie.

The friend made herself comfortable going through the prints as Jessica slid her wet umbrella into the ceramic holder next to the door. I wonder if she noticed me calling her by her name. Jessica quietly lowered herself onto the edge of the couch, watching the girl comfortably digging through the cardboard box.

“Tiffany, this stuff isn’t for sale,” Jessica deadpanned, her gaze there but somewhere else at the same time.

“I bet she’d give it to me if I asked. I’m familiar with these kinds of break-ups. Everything’s up for grabs.” She stacked three posters onto the hardwood floor and kept searching.

Jessica lipped “I’m sorry” to Sooyoung as she shook her head. The taller woman grinned and shrugged, tossing her newly-gained stuffed animal onto a loveseat. “I assume you’re here to see Yoona.”

The blonde’s eyes lit up. “If she’s not too busy.”

“YOONAAAA!!!” Sooyoung hollered, gaining a yelp from both girls. “You have guests!”

After a full minute of silence, Yoona appeared. If she was surprised to see them, Sooyoung certainly couldn’t tell from her facial expression.

She crossed her arms, plucking at a stray thread on her oversized hoodie. “Jessica. You’re here. How’d you get my address?”

Jessica got to her feet once she spoke. “Office directory...you look cute.”

Sooyoung covered her mouth, holding in the chuckle for the up-front compliment.

Yoona unconsciously fiddled with her freshly-washed hair, tucking strands behind an ear. “No I don’t. I’m miserable. How often do you see me in a hoodie and shorts?”

“Didn’t I say that you look great in everything?”

Some color went to Yoona’s face, but she frowned to overcompensate. “I told you not to follow me.”

“I didn’t come to argue.” Jessica reached into her oversized purse, slowly pulling out--

A GUN. Wait no, that’s way too dramatic. And dangerous. Watching these dramas will be the death of me.

Jessica held out a perfectly folded brown paper bag. “We never got to eat our croissants. So, I brought them to you.”

Oh my god. So sweet. I’m rooting for you!

Yoona’s eyes fluttered, mouth agape. “Um. I don’t know what to say.”

“Wait until you eat them! They’re mad yummy!” Tiffany squealed, adding another print to her grab stack.

Jessica rolled her eyes. “Nobody asked you, food thief.”

A pout. “I was just sayin’!”

“Weren’t you mad like five minutes ago?”

“Shopping cheers me up!”

“You’re not shopping, Tiffany!” Jessica whirled her head back to face Yoona. Her tone immediately softened. “I’d really appreciate it if you took these. I bought them with you in mind.”

The random exchange had both Sooyoung and Yoona cheesing ear-to-ear like crazy people. Actually, the crazy ones would be Tiffany and Jessica. They go from hot to cold in milliseconds.

“Okay, I’ll take them.” Yoona snatched the bag playfully, garnering a sigh of relief from her lanky best friend. “I’m still mad at you, though.”

The blonde’s Cheshire grin didn’t express any worries. “You’re not as mad. I can work with that.”

Yoona knit her eyebrows teasingly. “Don’t get too cocky, Jessica Jung.”

“I really want to kiss you right now.”

Tiffany and Sooyoung’s eyes met from their respective places. Awkward.

“Should we leave?” Tiffany evidently didn’t feel like watching anyone make out and Sooyoung begged to agree. Please, think of the friends.

“Sure, leave. Make my day.” Tone riddled in sarcasm, Jessica tossed the car keys her way.

Jessica, we’re not the only ones here,” Yoona answered, unconvincingly as far as Sooyoung was concerned.

“So, let’s take it to your room.”

Yoona grabbed her hand and they disappeared into the bedroom in a fit of giggles.

Then, silence in the living room.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Sooyoung stood up and patted imaginary dust from her capris. Looks like my work here is done. Good job, Team Young.

+Success. I’m such a perfect matchmaker. Sooyoung typed to her boyfriend, glancing over at Tiffany continuing her unauthorized rummage.

+A plaque from the lesbian community should be in your mail any day now. he replied, followed by a thumbs up emoticon.

What a sarcastic ass. I love him. She checked the time on her phone. “Tiffany, have you eaten lunch yet?”

“Only half a croissant,” the girl chimed, beaming up at her with a huge toothy grin. Ahhh, Jessica was right. She’s in a much better mood.

“I don’t know you, but I’m hungry. Let’s go grab--”

“-looked like four hundred years old!” a growing voice bellowed.

I know that voice.

“Hyo, it’s mean to say that about her mom,” a softer, more agitated voice muttered, closer to the door.


Posters scattered as Tiffany leaped from the floor to go knocking on Yoona’s door. “Girls,” She jiggled the handle. “unlock the door. We have company.”

Sooyoung’s eyebrows rose. It’s like she’s done this before! In two strides, she got to the front door to jerk it open. The people on the porch looked mortified, apparently expecting Yoona to answer.

There stood Hyoyeon, palms on her hips with a crazy long ponytail cascading from the top of her head like some yellow volcano. Her stress hairstyle. Next to her, Yuri had her fingers halfway stuffed into the manliest jacket ever, presumably searching for house keys.

“Hello, sir,” Sooyoung teased, eyeing the dark canvas material.

“Oh. This? It’s...” Yuri pulled a hand from her pocket to tug at a long sleeve, “a crazy story.”

“It stopped raining.” She blinked past the duo, thankful to see sun rays peeking through thick clouds.


“Yet you’re still wearing...”

Hyoyeon had no time for the stalling chat. “You heard the girl. Crazy story. Now, move!” She bulldozed through both of them, stopping short take in all the boxes. “Yuri, I think ex-Im’s already made up her mind on sleeping arrangements.”

“Great. Now what?” Yuri muttered, rolling one of the sleeves as she walked in.

The volcano blonde held her hand out to the messy scene. “You, my friend, have been kicked the hell out.”

Yuri snagged a rolled print and threw it across the room in frustration.

“Hey!” Tiffany snapped, emerging from the room, “That’s mine!”

Yours?!” Yuri’s angry face dissolved into confusion. “You’re Taeyeon’s girlfriend.”

“I’m Tiffany.”

Hot Tiffany,” Hyoyeon corrected.


It’s getting dramatic again. Maybe a gun will show up this time.

The tanned girl shook her head. “Where’s Yoona?”

“Right here.” Yoona leaned against the doorway, expression blank.

Hyoyeon nodded at the unexpected company. “What’s Hot Tiffany doing here?”

“What are you doing here?”

“The same thing Sooyoung’s doing for you,” Yuri defended, “helping her friend.”

Tiffany bent down to collect her posters. “I’m here with Jess.”

“Jess? As in Jessica Jessica?!” Hyoyeon’s ponytail danced upon her head as she frantically peered around the room. “Where’s Jessica?!”

The golden-haired woman peeped from Yoona’s shoulder. “Here!”

Hyoyeon’s eyes bulged and mouth gaped open at a comical pace. “You?! You’re THE Jessica?!”

Jessica stepped fully from behind Yoona, folding her arms. “What’s it to you?” This is better than the TV dramas.

“You don’t remember me?”


“From the bar?”

“Not ringing any bells.”

“You’re that cold bitch who was talking to...Sooyoung.” Hyoyeon fully turned to face her.

Uh oh.

“You told me that you didn’t know Jessica!”

Sooyoung's shoulders shot up in an exaggerated shrug. “I didn’t know she was Jessica at the time!”

Hyoyeon whirled back into her previous stance. “Stay away from my friends. And my...Sunny.”

Yeesh, Sunny. The teary-eyed, adorable mess that showed up at my front step last night. They didn’t exchange many words at first. Sunny simply held up a box of hair dye and whimpered, “I normally do this with someone else, but I hate her guts right now. Will you turn me purple?” How could I say no to such a proposition?

After listening to a detailed recap of the date, living with Tiffany and Taeyeon, and her benefits-like relationship with Hyoyeon, Sooyoung started steering her away from Jessica and more towards Hyoyeon. Of course her club-hopping buddy drove her crazy, but at the same time, she hoped that it’d happen organically since she got the ball rolling. She refused any kind of alcohol that night so Sunny could head over to Seohyun’s house to make amends with the clearest head possible. I wonder how that went.

Jessica’s scoff plucked Sooyoung from her reverie. “Your Sunny? I don’t recall her mentioning you.”

“She didn’t have to do anything. Stay away from my Sunny.”

“And...my Yoona.” Yuri mumbled, pupils taking in their closeness.

The brunette rolled her eyes. “I’m not your Yoona anymore. You’ve made that very clear.”

“How do you know Jessica?”

“We work together.”

“And you didn’t tell me?!”

“...why the hell would I tell you that?”

Yuri sputtered, fingers dipping into her messy hair. “I s-see how it is!”

“How is it? Let’s hear it.”

She pointed. “You’ve been cheating on me this whole time. I should have known!”

Yoona snorted. “Um, no.”

“That’s so weak.” Tiffany laughed to herself in the sidelines.

“You’ve never mentioned Jessica’s name!”

Yoona sighed and stepped forward. “Yuri!” she barked in the sharpest of authoritarian tones.

Everyone’s eyes shot to Yuri, who obediently replied, “Yes, Yoona?”

“Name me three--no, two. No....one. Name one other co-worker of mine.”

The awkwardness hung thick in the air as Yuri stumbled over her words, attempting to extract any generic name from her memory. “M-Min uh, Kim Soo...um...Ji.....Hyun?”

“Min Uh Kim Soo Um Ji Hyun? No, I don’t work with that creature of a person.”

Even Hyoyeon burst out laughing with Tiffany, Jessica, and Sooyoung as Yuri and Yoona glared at each other.

“Okay, okay. I get it.” Yuri conceded, her red face dipping down.

This drama is so fab.

A rude thud to the shoulder halted Sooyoung’s cackle-filled merriment. Yuri pushed by, heading for the bedroom. Somebody’s extra aggressive in their manly man coat.

“Get dressed, girl. There are plans afoot.” Hyoyeon announced, fist-bumping Yuri’s arm as she passed.

Sooyoung matched Yoona’s numb gaze. This is going to be a long ass day.

Next Chapter:  Yuri!
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: Brown Eyed Girls- 날아갈래
dashelots: hyodashelots on August 19th, 2013 08:01 am (UTC)

Once Psych has stopped destroying my life I will return and read and profess my love for this update. :')

Ooookay. Tschüss!
dashelots: sunkyudashelots on August 20th, 2013 03:48 am (UTC)
Literally fell asleep at my laptop lat night (and my essay was only 2/3 done!! D:<) but alas! I'm back and alive and YESSSSSS, DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA.

First things first: I AM SO FOND OF YOUR SOOYOUNG YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW (well, you probably do 'cause, I mean, she's your character, but I digress). She had my sleep deprived self cracking up on many occasions during this chappie and I just have many warm-hearted emotions running through me rn. Cute friendships just get to me and the SooNa (aand the Jeti) in this chapter was adorbs. :3

Sooyoung rooting for Yoonsic, Sooyoung finding the drama super entertaining, Sooyoung adding to the drama via inner monologue ("Jessica reached into her oversized purse, slowly pulling out-- A GUN. Wait no, that’s way too dramatic."), Sooyoung being super-duper and turning Sunny purple (;^;), Sooyoung claiming all my feels by being such a flawless individual. :') Um, I think it's safe to say I rly enjoyed this chapter. Haha.

But not only for the Sooyoung appreciation but EVERYTHING ELSE AS WELL AHHH. Yulsic meeting, Hyosic actually meeting (which I've been anticipating for years omg), Tiffany being BFF Tiffany and making me :D (seeing her without Taeyeon was a nice change, but in the back of my head I kept thinking that Taeyeon's probably sitting at home with snake!Sica and moping over being beaten up and left alone heh heh heh. Unless WAIT. You have something planned and shits actually going down somewhere... >:|||). All is well.

But I also feel hope blooming in my chest at the prospect of happy!Yoonsic, because Yoona somewhat forgave Jessica for the Seobb sex (YAAAY!) and Yuri's pathetic stay away from my Yoona was really the only indication from either of them that there is hope for YoonYul to get back together, but I do realise it's still very recent and I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED so I'm gonna reel in my Yoonsic feels for the time being and sit contently with my homegirl Sooyoung.

How will this "long day" pan out for the girls? What are the recuperations for Seohyun last chapter? What's purple-Sunny up to atm? And most importantly when will Mrs. Seo next appear? These are all questions running through my mind rn.

:'3 Thank you for this! Can't wait for more as usual~ Byeee.

(P.S. how are you feeling now that we're at the home-stretch? --wait, is this even the home-stretch??)

(P.P.S. I'm so impressed with myself for clinching first spot btw, is this what it feels like to be successful??)
(no subject) - checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 06:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
exp_ithetaexp_itheta on August 19th, 2013 09:45 am (UTC)
Yikes. I'm in the middle of a problem set, so I can only scan through this chapter for now. ): I'll just save the spot for an actual comment when I get home and have given it a more thorough read. Meanwhile, I shall rain flowers and cookies on you for the update :DDDD

Later! (x is) LESSTHANTHREE (and greater than zero; find the range of f(x) TT_TT)
exp_ithetaexp_itheta on August 19th, 2013 02:48 pm (UTC)
Alrighty, here goes actual comments: (They got super long, sorry!)

1. Sooyoung the Supportive Straight Stick (SSSS):

TBH I almost forgot that Sooyoung and Yoona were besties. D: Thus far her character hasn't left a very strong impression in my mind because she quite removed from all the ladydrama and is relegated to the the listener or supportive best friend. Her calm and sober perspective is punctuates this crazy story really well. :)

(Eh, I'm getting a kick out of abusing words starting with "s" when speaking about Sooyoung hehe.)

As an observer, she is quite different from Hyoyeon in the sense that she seems to perceive rather than judge. Her mental dialogue tends to be more descriptive and reflective as opposed to commentatorial and sarcastic.Even her "witty" remarks lack the edge that some of the other characters' do. (LOL at the gun remarks though, whut whut whut have you been smoking, Sooyoung-ah?)

Bottom line: I get the impression that she is so sincere, and has such a big heart that pulling off the kind of sassy and sarcastic remarks like the other characters can is quite beyond her.

Also, why do I get the feeling that there is more to her boyfriend than meets the eye? I get this uneasy feeling when I read the parts where she texts him. (And yes, I agree with her boyfriend, girl really deserves a plaque that says "Lesbian Relationship Guru").

And! And! And! Her scene with Sunny is so bleedin' cute! :)

Sooyoung's so good and perf~ (Though I think her personal voice could be a wee bit stronger, but that's just me. Hehe.)

2. Soo and Yoo:

This deserves a separate section because I've never given much thought to this dynamic before. In my mind Sooyoung has always been associated with Yuri, so it's interesting seeing her relationship with Yoon being explored. I love how Sooyoung is so tactful in her attempts to get Yoona to process the whirlwind blow up, breakup, hook-up fiasco. She gets straight to the point, but somehow still remains tactful while doing so. *cuddles*

Sooyoung seems to approve of Yoonsic, so I like her by default~

3. Yoona:

Yoona's pretty much all SRS and BZNS in this story, huh? She's such a self-possessed young woman. (She gets Yulpup to heel so quickly OMGAH). She's sexually confident and she tops--so different from my head-canon Yoona is vastly different, but so fascinating.

And AWWW...bb totes has SUCH a soft spot for Jessica! <3 <3 <3 <3

4. Jessica: AWWW... (Dammit, I'm starting to get attached to this ship, NOOOOOOOO!).

5. Tiffany: She and Taeyeon are a match made in heaven. Idiot weirdos. Both of them.

6. Hyoyeon: Sassy, hilariouus, awesome. Never change even as you navigate unfamiliar waters of relationship, feels~, and perhaps even *gasp* commitment?!

7. Yuri: Every time I think that she couldn't possibly be more fail, she proves me wrong. I'm even starting to feel really bad for her LOL. She got kicked out! What is she gonna do? Is she gonna be able to continue her studies without Yoongbb's funding? D: I worry for the the goofy puppy...

Once again, thank you for the lovely chapter. Stay awesome, stay lovely! :) *tosses pink sparkles and confetti*

/edit: I think I forgot to login and stupidly submitted this as anon just now. Please just ignore that one. Sorry!

Edited at 2013-08-19 02:49 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 07:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
anathema_switchanathema_switch on August 19th, 2013 10:10 am (UTC)
I love all the confrontation in this (and the last) chapter!

OT I randomly found some sassy seohyun gifs they make me think of this fic's seohyun http://sonyuhshidae-saranghae.tumblr.com/post/47055727687
checkinyourbra: seohyun02checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 07:12 am (UTC)
YAAAAAAAYYYY confrontation!!! *dances*

:0000 HOH SNAP. This is PERFECT. Like, creepily perfect....THANK YOU. And I'm so flattered that you thought to post this.

Saving every gif. UNF why so sassy/hot!?!? D:
yuukistar22yuukistar22 on August 19th, 2013 10:59 am (UTC)

I shall valiantly return from slaying this dragon and save the kingdom from it's tyranny.


*Puts a severed dragon head on table* Right, now that that's sorted, I can do this.

Not gonna lie, I had to google what 'gouache' was before i could continue, fuck i'm so uncultured.

Sooyoung is such a nice friend, she really is everybodies favorite straight girl *cough* I wish she was gay *cough* What? No, i didn't say anything, nothing at all....*nervous laugh* No, but in all seriousness (Shit, what?! Since when am I serious?), it's nice to have at least one straight character.

Yes, Yoona you have needs...I'm sure you can find someone to fulfil them *cough* Jessica *cough* or maybe *cough* Sooyoung *cough*


Now, i've been wondering, what does sex smell like? I generally have no idea...oh gawd i'm so retarded for my own good. Just forget I asked that. *crouches in the corner*

I seriously think Jessica would suit having a gun...like a sophisticated and bitchy gangster. No one would mess with her, NO ONE.

A MAN?! A MAN WAS INCLUDED?! Urgh gross...I really need to stop saying stuff like that...people are going to get the wrong impression...or the right impression....fuck i don't know.

“Hot Tiffany,” Of course Hyoyeon would refer to Tiffany as that, that's my girl!

Immense spazzing over: “Stay away from my friends. And my...Sunny.” Who knew Hyoyeon could be so cute? I'm totally shipping HyoSun now...I'll just add it to the infinite list of other ships i have.

Yuri and Yoona's confrontation was a lot calmer than i expected, Yoona must have some damn good self control not to gauge Yuri's pretty eyes out....or maybe i'm just too violent.

I agree Sooyoungie, this drama is indeed FABULOUS, just like you my dear <3

Well I must return to the kingdom for they are throwing a grand feast for me slaying the dragon. I'm gonna score me some hot wenches.

Like always, look forward to your next update.


Edited at 2013-08-19 10:24 pm (UTC)
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 07:28 am (UTC)
SUCCESS. You've brought the dragon head just in time for supper! It makes such a handsome table decoration. I'm impressed~~

Hahah GET CULTURED, BB. But really--ain't no shame in googlin' thangs. XD Buying paint in art school was really fun but OH SO EXPENSIVE. ((Because I was a paint snob and only got the best. Oh, my funds D:))


"Yoona you have needs...I'm sure you can find someone to fulfil them *cough* Jessica *cough* or maybe *cough* Sooyoung *cough* "--WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR PERVY HANDS ON MY BBSOO?! *looks up more dragons for you to slay*

GIRL BONERS EVERYWHERE should be the tagline for Fellow Pervs. XD

Um.....sex smell. Uhhhh....have you like, ever walked into a room right AFTER a couple had sex? It has a certain....aroma. DANGIT. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? How do I put this bluntly--Yoona smelled like vajayjay. Not in a bad way, of course. It's noticeable, tho. XD

Jessica: Sophisticated and bitchy gangster. Melikes.

I'M SORRY FOR THE MAN COMMENTS. AHHHHHH. It's to ward off touchy types like yourself/myself. LOL

Hehehe glad you enjoyed the "Hot Tiffany" nickname. Hyo gets cuter and cuter with her insecurities, right? :3 Such a good friend.

Yoona certainly doesn't fight like Sunny; that's for sure. A calm ex-gf can be just as scary, however. D:

Have fun with all those hot wenches. Then report back to my on the sex smell. (omg that's so terrible to say. Ignore me)

stephanstarr on August 19th, 2013 01:29 pm (UTC)
omg lol that was hilarious! :))))))

and I especially loved this line:

“I normally do this with someone else, but I hate her guts right now. Will you turn me purple?”

I think I just found my favorite character. Sooyoung! :D
checkinyourbra: sooyoung01checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 07:30 am (UTC)
Stephanstarr *Does stephanstarr dance. It involves glowsticks*

Heheheh Sunny is such a sad cutie. :3

And good choice! I love all my WGTG bbs, but Sooyoung's the most level-headed by far. XD

Thank youuuuuu ^^
I la- la- la- love youregreted on August 19th, 2013 01:44 pm (UTC)
GIRL!!!!!! my otp i'm rootin for them now jeebus you know i didn't want to. jeez oh man child if you fuck with my otp, i might have to pull that gun form jessi's bag
I la- la- la- love youregreted on August 20th, 2013 04:22 am (UTC)
sooyoung is my favorite straight girl in this fic.
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the_bluebeariesthe_bluebearies on August 19th, 2013 01:57 pm (UTC)
“I didn’t come to argue.” Jessica reached into her oversized purse, slowly pulling out-- A GUN. Wait no, that’s way too dramatic. And dangerous. Watching these dramas will be the death of me.

--> I really PUHAHAHA at the mention of a gun.

why are you so funny??!! this entire scene was hilarious, I am convinced yoona is bipolar, her mood changes really fast!

poor yuri stuttering at the co-workers' name, yuri fail~

checkinyourbra: yoona01checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 07:43 am (UTC)
Hahahaha YES. A GUN. Can you imagine if that actually happen? I can't let any of these cray characters around such a weapon. XD

>.< Idkkk. Thanks for finding me funny.

Yoona has a lot of ~feels~, obvs. :D And Yuri!fail. Sigh.

Thanks for commenting bb!! Happy to keep you laughing. :D
anhthud2 on August 19th, 2013 02:53 pm (UTC)
Surprise I'm here! omg those freaking croissants have come back! I love you times a million. Coming back after class to comment on this beezy. I will not let that soul sucking bastard they call school destroy me.
anhthud2 on August 21st, 2013 07:25 am (UTC)
i'm really sorry, this is way later than expected. 1) sooyoung is the best person in the history of the world. like srsly my favoritestttt (straight) character ever. love times a bajillion (aside from hilarious dumbasses taeny. fuck them) 2) omfg her boyfriend!!!! how i wish for sooyoung to find a guy like that irl. only a person that snarky would i willingly approve to date an snsd member 3) jessica is so fucking cute when it comes to yoona. like i can't even. CROISSANTS 4 LYFE 4) shamelessly-digging-through-your-ex's-tossed-aside-belongings-like-a-fucking-victoria's-secret-semi-annual-sale tiffany, can i like marry you? right now. 5) hey yuri, you cheater, back the fuck up. you have no right to be sulky/angry. yoona can get frisky with whomever she pleases since you're so INCONSIDERATE. and ummm hello? sexica!! i'd tap that in a second. 6) thank you. you're awesome. (like how many times have i said this shit? wish i could get to know you more.)

p.s. i'm a little tipsy right now (i.e. fucking drunk......only way to get through school, amiright?) so i'm sorry for any incoherency...plus the numbered list and stupid ass parentheses and excessive cussing. shit hits the fan when i've had 1 too many

p.p.s. JESSTIFIED you are amazing
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whyyyyyyyparachuterawr on August 19th, 2013 03:40 pm (UTC)

Okay that's that, now on to the story.

Geez, I feel like this is a kpop version of The L Word bahaha

Anyway, really loving Jessi's character. YOONSIC ALL THE WAY BABYGURLL
checkinyourbra: jessica02checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 07:50 am (UTC)
Where are my manners? You DO deserve a spot!! Next time, bb. ONLY FOR YOU.

Kpop!LWord! This comparison never fails to amuse.

Jessica is so loveable and full of feels~~~

How brave of you to declare a ship. Have fun on that ride! Thanks for commenting and I'll be sure to spot you, kays? ^^
rilakkuyoonarilakkuyoona on August 19th, 2013 08:09 pm (UTC)
Oh my God, I love this story so much, it makes my day every time. I gotta go see a cardiologist soon and I don't have a lot of time for myself for the next couple of days so this has to be a quickie. Sooyoung is a freaking awesome friend, I'm glad that Yoona has her by her side. Like Hyo, her thoughts are hilarious too, the gun expectations made me LOL. And Tiffany doing her "shopping", that was so adorable damn it. Jessica is so sweet to Yoona ugh you're really forcing me onto the Yoonsic ship eh. Then frickin wham Yuri and Hyo show up, and they finally meet Jessica cue Hyo's priceless reaction. I have to mention "Can you make me purple" too, best lines ever GAWD how many times have I said that. Yuri's manly coat, I can't, I really can't. And Yoona embarrasses Yuri in front of erryone like that and Hyo laughs too, oh Hyo. Her hair description reminds me of Nana's from AS during the First Love promotions. Yuri's is next so we get a continuation of this delicious drama YAY! Gotta go, bye love.
checkinyourbra: hyoyeoncheckinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 07:58 am (UTC)
A cardiologist? :0 I hope it went well, bb. So flattered that you took the time out to comment when you're so busy!! >.< ♥

I'm gonna answer in the order that you provided. Because I heart you so much and I heart your real heart so be safe and healthy!!

Sooyoung's the best friend option that Yoona could have. She doesn't need more cray in her life. Heheh the gun! As if I'd let these bishes have weapons. THANK YOU. I'm glad someone pointed out how cute Tiffany is with the "shopping" thing. I'd love this irl. Jessica IS cute, AMIRITE? No force, just show. ^^ Hahah Hyo was surely more freaked about meeting Jess than Yuri. Cute!Sunny wanting to be purple came off so well. I'm glad. Yayyyy memorable lines! Hehehe Yuri in dat coat. XDDD Omg I couldn't imagine Hyo NOT laughing at Yoona playing Yuri like that. Hyo loves a good laugh. And ohhhh I haven't seen that hairstyle until now. LOL Cool, cool! More drama llama happens next chappy, not doubt!

Laterrr, dahlin'. ^^
sle3piesle3pie on August 19th, 2013 09:02 pm (UTC)
Finished reading the previous chapter, along with this. Can't think of any word that could describe how awesome this chapter is and do it justice, and there's more to come. Tiffany was hilarious, Soo's perspective is probably the most neutral, and I love how she kind of suits back and enjoys the drama unfold, but gives a nudge to help couples she thinks deserve it. Hyori finally meet Jessica, and she just shrugs then off. Yuri is still fairly lost, and Hyo still trying to hit on anything that moves, but it's not getting her anywhere. Will be interesting to see Yuri's perspective next, particularly how she feels about Jessica.. Not Jesus..Though I'll probably have more typos/autocorrect issues here and in future replies. Thanks for the update.
checkinyourbra: yuri01checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 08:02 am (UTC)
OMG. Why didn't you tell me that LJ ate my comment?!?! Here goes:

Thank youuuuuu. I know I jam-packed these last few chapters will stuff, but I can't help it!! Drama should keep the pace moving, ya know? :D

Tiffany and her "shopping" hehehe. Sooyoung is pretty neutral, I'd say. She errs on Yoona's side, of course. But, she's an even-keeled gal. LOL Jessica was obviously not as intrigued by Hyori. XD

Yuri's still confuzzled, yes. :(

And hahah even amongst all the drama, Hyo stil points out "Hot Tiffany." XD

I didn't mind the Jesus typo. It was very funny. XDDDD I can always understand your comments, bb. Tis all good. B) Thanksssss~~~

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(Anonymous) on August 20th, 2013 02:33 am (UTC)
This much drama is killing me! I feel really sorry for yuri,she seems to have come out with like all the short ends of the stick courtesy of Jessica grr :/ did she ever have actual -ahem- relations with seohyun? I couldn't quite figure that out :p looking forward to our updates they're always wonderful ^^
checkinyourbra: yuri01checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 08:04 am (UTC)
Omg gurl did you just "grr" Jessica?!

And technically no--Yuri has not banged our dear Seolady. Thank you for enjoying my updates. Drop by any time!! :D I don't see enough Yuri sympathizers. :(

Thank youuuuu ^^
kotegawa87kotegawa87 on August 20th, 2013 03:52 am (UTC)
Wau... this is...
A lot of information...
So yoonyul is really over... and probably jessi has a real chance :) :D
Well i don't understand why tiffany is there...
And what's going to happend with taeny...

Well is obviously that hyo undestand that jessica likes yoona... and she is going to take this chance to win sunny...
I hope...
The seori part is confusing... what's going to happend to yuri...
I mean... she doesn't have where to live...
And the next chapter is hers...
Wau... i'm confused

But so excited :D
You're so awesome... :)
checkinyourbra: tiffany01checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 08:07 am (UTC)
LOTSA INFO. Sawry. >.<

Hahaha you know how friends are. "Omg come with me--we're going to fix this" and then Tiffany just sits there and takes Yuri's posters. XD We shall see Taeny's outcome soon.....

"Well is obviously that hyo undestand that jessica likes yoona... and she is going to take this chance to win sunny..."--Hyo's definitely gonna try!!

Awwww don't be confusedddd. Hopefully next chapter will clear some things up? Or make it worse. Oh nos.

Thank youuuu, bb. I told you before, YOU'RE the awesome one. Thanks for sticking through this crazy fic. ^^
Yoon Hyunmsgrimreaper16 on August 20th, 2013 04:25 am (UTC)
OMG yuri is so cute. she's like a whipped puppy. Omg, why am i rooting for Yoonyul?
But I like SeoRi too T_T
and YoonSic.
Omg. why are you doing this to me?!?!

No, I still vote Yoonyul. I think they just need to see other people before making up and deciding to settle down. I mean, they both lack experience so this'll be good for them.

OHO then SeoSic will happen ;)
omg the possibilities.

I love you.
Yoon Hyunmsgrimreaper16 on August 20th, 2013 04:27 am (UTC)
LOL and i got so smitten by yuri that i completely forgot to say that Sooyoung is the best straight girl! lmao and i'm liking her boyfriend too. Will he be relevant here? OT9 though.
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Breezymsbreezy12 on August 20th, 2013 06:44 am (UTC)
Good job LemonAid
checkinyourbra: sooyoung01checkinyourbra on August 21st, 2013 08:12 am (UTC)
Why, thank you, msbreezy.

I know hugs aren't allowed, so I wrote you a very intimate letter. You shall get in the mail soon.


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